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Squall, Quistis and Irvine are walking by the train track near Galbadia

Squall: Hold on a sec. Do you see that draw point?

Irvine: Yeah. It's green!

Squall: Try it.

Quistis: Uh. Okay.

Quistis acquired 2 transportation.

Irvine: Hey let me have one.

Menu - Magic -Transportation - Irvine - Split

Squall: What does it do?

Quistis: From what I can tell, two people set up two panels then a third person steps on one of them and is transported to the other panel.

Squall: We'll head back to Balamb and try it out.

Squall, Quistis and Irvine are in the forest by Balamb Garden.

Squall: Okay guys have you got this right, coz we only got one try of this spell.

Zell: What're ya doin'

Quistis: We found a new type of teleport spell on a strange railway bridge, but we only got two of it. It takes two people to operate and then one to use it once its operative.

Irvine: Right, but we gotta hurry and try it out before Selphie and Rinoa get back. They're bound to mess it up.

Quistis and Irvine both stood opposite each other and simultaneously cast the spell. Two circular platforms appeared on the ground in front of them.

Quistis: Okay Squall. Try it now.

Squall approached the panel but stopped when he heard a rustling in the bushes next to him. Rinoa jumped out at him knocking him back onto the platform. There was a lot of bright lights and explosions and then there was just a lot of smoke.

Squall waved the smoke away and rested his head on his hand. But something felt odd. It wasn't his head; he could feel his scar and his thick brown hair. He looked at his hand, it was smaller than he remembered, and had smoother skin. More smoke cleared and he saw that somehow he had Rinoa's blue arm warmers on. More smoke cleared and too his horror he realised he was wearing all of Rinoa's clothes. And even worse he had her body from the neck down as well.

Squall: Argh! What the hell happened. (At least my voice sounds normal)

He looked over and saw Rinoa's head attached to his old body sitting next to him.

Rinoa: Hee hee. I have a penis.

Squall: DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT!

Rinoa: Like you weren't going to fondle my breasts at the first opportunity.

Squall: Oh man what are we gonna do.

Irvine: Don't look at me.

Quistis: Hang on. I think I might have an idea.

She walked over and whispered it in Squall's ear.

Squall: What!



A/N: Find out what Quistis' devious plan is in chapter 2 Email me with ideas for what you want to happen next at makenshi0@lycos.com