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Moonlight silhouetted her sleeping form. Shutting the door as quietly as he could, Edward tiptoed across the aged wooden floor to stand beside her bed. A gentle expression washed over his face as he gazed down at her. His stomach twisted. Even at night she was beautiful. The faintest beam of moonlight illuminated her tranquil features, her long blonde hair shimmering with a brilliant silvery sheen. Her chest rose and fell rhythmically under the plain white nightgown she wore. She mumbled something, snuggling deeper under the tangle of blankets that were splayed across her bed. Cradled in her hands, next to her angel like face, was a wrench. Ed chuckled in the darkness. She had a childlike charm that was all her own. So perfect. Like an angel. His angel. He reached out a hand to stroke a strand of her hair that was splayed over the pillow. Edward smiled, bending down to place a kiss on those perfect lips...
SMACK!
He reeled back, hands clamped over his broken nose. "Whad da hell is your probdem?" He roared.
Sparkling sky blue eyes flashed dangerously. "GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM YOU PERVERT!!" Ed dodged a dangerously close toolbox, sprinting to the door as fast as he could.
He paused briefly. "Machine-Geek!" He roared, slamming the door before she could get a good aim.
There was a crash as a wrench lodged itself into the doorframe where Edward's face had been moments before. "ALCHEMY-FREAK!!"
I have nothing whatsoever against Edwin, in fact it's one of my favorite pairings. It was just for fun. Hopefully, some people will see the humor in it...gets hit by a flying wrench