Heartbroken Hero
"Hello people, this is Chris McLean and this year we have 14 new competitors brawling it for one million dollars. Here they come now." Chris says as the camera moves over to a yacht in the distance.
"We have Jo." Chris says when the camera is centered on Jo. "You better stay out of my way if you value your kiwis." Jo says toward Scott. "Next is Scott." Chris says as the camera moves so Scott is now centered. "Same to you." Scott says obviously unaware that Jo's a girl. "Next is Mike." Chris says as the camera moves over to center Mike who was on the edge of the camera when Scott was centered. "Wow, what an amazing view." Mike says looking at the island. "Next is Zoey." Chris says as the camera moves very slightly to center on Zoey. "I can't believe we're here." Zoey says to Mike. "Yeah, this is...beautiful." Mike says as he turns to face Zoey and falls in love with her. "Next is Lightning." Chris says as a Lightning pushes Mike to the left and Zoey to the right of where he is. "Hello there gorgeous." Lightning says before he kisses his right bicep.
"Next is Brick." Chris says as the camera moves to Brick. "Brick McGarther reporting for duty." Brick says as he salutes. "Next is B." Chris says as the camera moves over to B who just simply snaps his fingers and points his pointer finger at the camera while smiling. "Next is Dawn." Chris says while the camera moves over to Dawn who's meditating on the edge of yacht. "Your purple-green aura clashes, but it suits you." Dawn says to B who goes from smiling to frowning and back to smiling. "Hmm." Dawn says as she walks to somewhere. "Next is Dakota." Chris says as the camera zooms down and to the right to center on Dakota. "Hey there Total Drama fans." Dakota says posing for the camera. "Next is Anna Marie." Chris says as the camera moves to Anna Marie. "Hey who said you can pan out?" Dakota says as she pushes Anne Marie out of the way. "Hey don't touch the hair." Anne Marie says as she sprays Dakota in the face with hair spray, causing her to fall to the ground coughing. "Next is Staci." Chris says as Staci comes over to Anne Marie blabbing endlessly and Anne Marie sprays her in the face, causing her to fall to the ground as well. "Next is Cameron." Chris says as the camera goes up and to the right to Cameron. "I'm on a boat, a real ocean. Look birds." Cameron says as the birds fly into him making him fall off the part of the yacht he was on.
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Bathroom confessional: "I'm what you call a bubble boy. The closest thing to real life is stuff I've read in books. Oh look a monarch butterfly." Cameron says as the butterfly lands on his head. "Oh, so heavy." Cameron says as the butterfly lands on his head causing him to fall over.
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"Next is Sam." Chris says as the camera follows Cameron's fall and he lands next to Sam, who's playing a hand held game. "Grenade launcher upgrade, now we're talking." Sam says. "Finally we have Lucas." Chris says as the camera moves toward the right onto a small raft where a young brunette boy in blue clothing lies, trying to blend in.
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Bathroom confessional: "Um H-Hello. I'm wh-what you call a r-recluse. Not that I f-fear people. I just fear b-being betrayed again. Long st-story." Lucas says avoiding looking at the camera.
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"Now that we've introduced the campers, time to start this show off with a bang." Chris says chuckling before pushing a button. The yacht blows up and all the contestants go flying every which way.
Cameron falls and lands on a rock. "Owww, is this what pain tastes like?" Cameron says trying to move. Jo swims by Cameron. "Out of my way string bean." Jo says as she passes Cameron by. Jo then swims past Sam swimming right on top of him. "Hey." Sam says keeping the game above water. Scott swims toward Cameron and the shore. "Help." Cameron manages to squeak out. "Pass." Scott says as he swims by. Anne Marie stops near Cameron and sprays her hair more. Cameron reaches out for Anne Marie. Anne Marie swats Cameron's hand away. "Hey, don't touch the hair." Anne Marie says as she sprays her hair before swimming again. Lightning picks up Cameron and swims holding Cameron above the water. "I've got you little girl." Lightning says as he swims. "I'm a boy." Cameron replies. Staci goes endlessly babbling about one member of her family or another before going underwater. "I got you." Mike and Zoey both say as they both approach where Staci went underwater but both stop upon meeting each other. "After you." Mike says to Zoey. "No, you first, I insist." Zoey replies. "Okay if you insist." Mike says before Staci pulls him underwater. "I'm coming Mike" Zoey says in a mild panic before she dives underwater. Zoey comes back to the surface of the water with Mike who has Staci in her arms. "Thanks Zoey." Mike says happily. "No problem." Zoey says as she, Mike, and Staci swim for the shore.
Jo arrives on the shore and starts jumping in joy. "Yes, I'm the...hey, you're not even wet?" Jo says as she turns to Dawn who is meditating on a rock. "Oh, I took a shortcut." Dawn says still in her meditating pose. Ten minutes pass and all the other competitors arrive at the shore other than Lucas. A shark appears out of the water and the campers all scream. The shark opens its mouth and Lucas steps out from the shark's mouth. "Wait, that's a costume." Lightning says questioningly while Dawn gets slightly concerned over such a pitiful use of earth's creature. "N-No, the shark gave me a ride here. O-Oh, hold on." Lucas says slightly scared as he's the center of attention but then remembers something as he heads over to he shark again and sits down across from it and pets the shark. "Thank you so much for the help. I won't forget this. If you ever need anything, please let me know. I'll be at the beach everyday looking for you in case you need my help." Lucas say comfortably. The shark nods and swims away.
"You poor tortured soul. You feel nearly alone and believe you are worthless." Dawn say walking over to Lucas. "W-Wait, how did you know th-that? I n-never told anyone that, n-not even my family." Lucas says turning around to face Dawn, scared that someone is getting closer to him, literally. "You aura's an open book. You are a kind soul who has been taken advantage of. You need a friend, I'll be your friend." Dawn says sitting across from Lucas. "R-Really, you'd really be a fr-friend to someone like m-me?" Lucas replies, still scared but slightly happy. "Don't talk about yourself poorly, it's bad for you and your aura. Yes, really." Dawn says concerned for Lucas. "Th-Thank you." Lucas says smiling. "No problem." Dawn says smiling back.
"Okay campers since you are all here. Prepare for your first challenge. We'll make teams up the hill, just be careful, don't make any noise as it will disturb the local wildlife." Chris says from an intercom. "Yeah, we don't want to upset the bunnies." Lightning says elbowing Sam in a joking manner. Sam laughs slightly. "The smallest sound can set them off like this." Chris says before using an air horn. A loud roar is heard far off from the campers' location and several trees fall in a series that are getting closer to where all the campers are. A little squirrel appears out of the bush and blinks a couple times with vertical eyelids. "Oh my, what happened to it?" Most of the contestants ask at the same time. "I had rented out the island to a family that dealt with radioactive material disposal. Good people, unfortunately the material had an effect on the wildlife." Chris say from where the contestants are supposed to go. "Awwww, how cute, I want one." Dakota says walking up to the squirrel. The squirrel roars and begins shooting thunder out of it's eyes.
Lucas heads up to the squirrel. "Hello there little guy. I won't hurt you. How about you travel with me?" Lucas says calmly. The squirrel looks angrily at Lucas for a while before calming down and scampered up on top of Lucas's head. The rest of the campers are surprised by Lucas's calm demeanor with animals, but scared demeanor in front of other people."How'd you do that man?" Sam says impressed. "I've always found animals to be better friends than people, so I always am able to relax around them. My relaxed nature is contagious to the animals and they figure out that I'm a friend. This squirrel doesn't entirely trust me right now, so I wouldn't try to get close to it." Lucas says while petting the squirrel. "We should get going." Lucas says. B nods his head and the campers all run off for where Chris and Chef are.
Jo arrives first followed closely by Lightning. "How does it feel to lose to a girl again?" Jo says to Lightning. "What girl? Bro, I didn't lose." Lightning says obviously oblivious that Jo is a girl. "Alright you two, miss macho two feet to my right. super-jock two feet to my left." Chris says as Jo and Lightning do just that. "Superjock, you're team A, miss macho, you're team B." Chris says as the rest of the contestants starts to arrive.
Brick is third. "Soldier you are with team B." Chris says. "Sir yes sir." Brick says while saluting before heading over with Jo. Scott arrives fourth. "Flame head, you're with team A." Chris says seeing Scott arrive. Scott heads over to Lightning. Mike and Zoey arrive together. "Flower girl, team B." Chris says as Zoey heads over with Jo. Dawn and Lucas arrive together and Lucas hides behind Dawn despite he's roughly three inches taller than she is with the squirrel on Lucas's left shoulder. "Saved by a girl, team B." Chris says as Mike joins Zoey. Anne Marie arrives next. "Tan in a can, team B." Chris says as Anne Marie joins the rest of Team B. Sam and Dakota arrive. "Game junkie, paparazzi candy, team A each." Chris says as Sam and Dakota head over to team A. Staci arrive with Cameron. Cameron is tired, but is covering his ears. "Book worm, chatzilla, team B final members." Chris says as the two head over to team B. B is the final person to arrive. "Silent treatment, team A." Chris says as B heads over to Dawn, Lucas and the rest of team A.