As Kenny grew up, he'd slowly watched the kids of South Park grow up with him.
Craig and Tweek had gotten together, which wasn't really a surprise since Craig had always been a fag according to Cartman.
And then Stan and Kyle finally came out, which wasn't a surprise at all, in fact lot's of people wondered why they had waited so long in the first place.
And so with Wendy free from Stan's gay clutches, Cartman made a move on her, and probably drugged her into going out with him because that girl is much to smart to do so willingly.
Clyde and BeBe really did get together, after BeBe had gotten very single pair of shoes from the store, and actually started to like Clyde.
Token had moved away, but Clyde said that he had a girlfriend who he was planning to propose to very soon. He also said that Token wasn't surprised so much of South Park were fags.
Kevin and Red got together and they were a pretty cute couple as well.
Damien was a whinny little douche, much to Kenny's dismay as he was going to hell oh so often. But when Pip shot himself for whatever reason, Damien got to have his own little boy toy. (That sounded creepy)
So then Kenny was alone, and so was Butters. It was only their junior year in high school, so it was particularly sickening to see everyone making out when Kenny walked down the halls with Butters at his heels.
Butters reminded Kenny of a little duckling, always following its mother. They were outside on the front lawn, because the cafeteria was full of shit, by which I mean it was full of lovey dovey couples feeding each other their food.
Kenny yawned and tossed and arm around Butters. "Hey, Kenny?" Butters asked, his usual stuttering had passed in freshman year. "Hmm?" was all Kenny replied, feeling drowsy.
"Don't you think we should get girlfriends?" Butters asked him, turning to look up at the much taller boy. Kenny shrugged, "Nope."
This took Butters by surprise. Everyone in South Park knew that Kenny was a notorious whore. He contemplated this for a few moments, his eyebrows knitting together. "Well….well, why?!" Butters finally asked him.
Kenny smirked and leaned down close in the boys pale face. "Because, Butterscotch," he said, "I have you."
That was Butters very first kiss.
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Sorry about the crap ass ending D:
I am so freaking tired right now it's not even funny
I can't sleep because I keep having nightmares about Micheal Jackson?
Isn't that creepy?
Why am I so full of disturbingness today?
I'm going to bed now.
Rest In Peace MJ (the king of pop)
OH! And I don't own South Park