Dating Advice

A/N:I know my last story was bad,but I want to try again. basic bold means thoughts italics means text.

Sara Corbin marshal poked her head from under her covers in her bedroom at purgatory. she had woken up to her cell phone blaring Aisha's ringtone into her face. girl day need advice bout something sensitive have to promise no tellin johnny. -isha. Sara ,or Corbin as everyone called her well other than boss. Corbin wiggled out of her large plush bed to stumble to her bathroom. after jumping into the shower she wiped the fog of the mirror she stared at her face. laughing as she remembered what her mom always told her. "always make a funny face in the mirror or you'll never remember to smile" her mother always told her after bath time. laughing at the memory Corbin brushed out her long blond white and purple hair slipping two bobby pins in to her hair behind her ears to keep it out of her face. she brushed a bit of makeup over her face and lined her big brown eyes with purple eyeliner. Corbin walked into her room to hunt for clothes.

"what the fuck am i gonna wear?!" Corbin thought out loud. Corbin dove into her huge closet looking for something to wear. she pulled out her purple pink and silver bikini top and faded blue denim at herself in her full length mirror she gave the outfit an okay and pulled on her custom-made hi-top nikes purple with silver and gold scrolling and pink and white glitter in the clear rubber soles.

"somethings missing hmm maybe ill borrow something from one of the boys or shaundi. Corbin mumbled to herself grabbing her wallet and leaving her room.

"johnny im goin to the mall with isha and shaundi can i raid your clothes?" Corbin yelled down the stairs to her best friend johnny gat.

"sorry boss all my stuffs in the washer." johnny called back apologetically. hmm ill raid Carlos stuff then. Corbin thought walking down the hall to Carlos room. Corbin knocked on his door and had to stifle a laugh at Carlos hair and face after he crawled out of bed.

"can i steal a shirt from you?" Corbin asked a sleepy Carlos

"ya sure boss come on." Carlos called as he walked back into his room. opening his closet for Corbin and pulling out a purple and gold short sleeve baseball jersey with the number 13 on it. handing it to Corbin she inspected it and pulled it on turning to Carlos silently asking if it looked good.

"it looks good boss if you wanna steal it." Carlos said as boss spun around to look at her whole outfit.

"thanks Carlos ill see you later i gotta go get shaundi." boss yelled bolting out of the room to shaundi's. after sneaking into the room like a ninja Corbin screamed attack and jump head first onto shaundi's bed making the poor stoner girl jolt awake so fast she fell out of it.

"boss you're a bitch!" shaundi screamed so loud all of purgatory cringed.

"you love me though, get dressed we goin to the mall with esha." Corbin said smiling as she rolled onto shaundi's floor from the bed. shaundi pulled herself up off the floor shaking her head and smiling at boss the girl was one hell of a crazed up little fruit loop. chuckling shaundi pulled out her clothes for today. pulling on her purple pants and black top and throwing on a pair of sneakers good for shopping. she grabbed her phone wallet and house keys. shaundi poked boss in the head with toe of her sneaker.

"come on ya fruit-loop time to go." Corbin bounced up and raced out to the car whipping past Carlos and johnny almost knocking them over.

"you ever notice she acts like a dog goin for a ride in the car?" johnny asked Carlos softly. Carlos could only nod as the most frightening woman in Stillwater dove into her new purple silver and gold swindle yelling like a spoiled little girl for shaundi to hurry the fuck up. dios mio what did i get myself into joining this sicopata? Carlos just shook his head and walked off the get some breakfast.

the ride to Aisha and Johnny's house was silent minus boss singing and dancing in her seat. Corbin dove over shaundi to hit the car horn blasting it to tell isha they were here. she came running out the door in a white tank dark blue jeans and silver kitten heels.

"hey isha where we goin?"shaundi asked from the driver's seat trying veryvery hard not to hit Corbin and yell to get her to stop poking her ribs.

"the mall hon where else?" isha said as she slapped Corbin's hands away from shaundi's side. Aisha did not want to die for real drove off to the mall laughing and singing to the radio.

after spending four long hours following Aisha into only three stores! shaundi and Corbin fell into a booth in the food court in the mall.

"owwwwwwie shaundi my fuckin legs hurt." Corbin whined to shaundi who could only nod in agreement dropping the crap load of bags she was holding to the floor. just then Aisha came back and dropped two big bags of Freckle Bitch's in front of them sitting down shes laughed at Corbin and shaundi as they shared a look and tore through the bags shoving food into their mouths.

"girls manners besides i need your advice on something." Aisha said smiling at her best girlfriends.

"whats up isha?"corbin asked with her mouth full.

"i swear if you say something like last time you needed our advice for Johnny's birthday ill stab out my eardrums isha." shaundi whined.

"i think im in love with someone else guys and i know johnny is too." Aisha blurted out cringing waiting for Corbin to dive over the table to kill her for wanting to leave her best frightened her more when shaundi growled and Corbin put down her food and demand "who." in the scariest and most unstable sounding tone Aisha ever heard her have.