A/N: Another 5 times thing I wrote a while back. I was just starting out, so it's a bit clichéd and not that well thought out, but... Anyway, just thought it was time to show it to the world. So read on
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Five ways the Doctor finds Rose annoying
(and the one reason it's all worth it in the end)
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1.
She stayed behind.
She chose to stay behind the first time, with that Ricky-Boy. I went back a second time of course, and she went with me, but she couldn't have known I was going to do that, and she had stayed.
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2.
She's a Mommy's girl.
She forces me to accompany her on regular visits to her Mum. And I know she sees Ricky as well. She always 'gets together' with that boy, and that leaves me all alone with her, and she knows how much I hate her Mother.
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3.
She brings along strays.
She brought yet another little human on board. One that insults both me and the Tardis, and she still let him stay. Not long, luckily, but she let him stay, even though she knew I detested him, and I was right in the end, anyway.
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4.
She's a teenager.
She's clearly fallen for that insolent, manipulative, wanna-be-Captain. She can't stop laughing at his jokes, is smiling all the time, and I swear I can hear noises coming from his room at night.
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5.
She's as stubborn as an ass.
She forced me to let Captain Jack stay. Oh, she asked me, of course, but she knows I can't say 'no' to her.
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She's here.
She hasn't left me. After all I've done, all she knows about me, all we've seen, all we've been through.
And she still hasn't left me.
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reviews are the only food my stubborn muse will accept...you don't want the poor woman to starve, do you?