Interwebs: Day 1: New Years Eve
It was a beautiful Winter morning, December 31st, the wind lightly caressed the terabytes of cityscape and the town of Intern…Buffering…et Explorer was either calmly chatting with young ones or removing Christmas sales ads from their walls. On this particular morning, Youtube found himself on his front porch, trying to shovel away the pounds of crappy 12 year old COD videos that had been piling up at his door during the cold season. Youtube groaned, this had become an annual routine for his family, but this particular year, there had been a bucket-load of depressed teenagers that had got keyboards for Christmas, and obviously, the first thing that every single one of them had thought of was to make others feel unstable by telling them their videos were beyond horrible. Honestly, Youtube couldn't agree more, but the bull-shit that came out of their mouths really wasn't helping the plumbing.
Just at this thought, Youtube heard the barking of Doges in the distance, oh God, his neighbours were up. These neighbours were a series of reasonably young image galleries, there was 4chan, whom most of the pages in the neighbourhood tried to avoid because of his…animalistic nature, Tumblr, the try-hard comedian that was forced to tell everyone about other peoples' lives whether they gave a shit or not, Reddit, a butt-hurt gamer that was occasionally helpful, but more often a complete ass, and Google Images, the son of Google, Youtube's land-lord. Google Images had a nickname among the community, Cousin, if you wanted to see a picture of an old man stuffing a toaster up a gerbil's butt, you went to him. The barking came closer, eventually becoming a cacophony of "WOW!" and "SUCH WALK!". The group came into sight, their hubs gleaming with updates. Google Images noticed Youtube as soon as he came into view, and in his high pitched shriek, began to call out to him, "What?" Youtube snapped back, tired of Cousin's insistent yelling, "Dad's having a party tonight! He wants you to come!" A party? Youtube hadn't been to something like that since the "Crash of 2000" , this was really an opportunity to mingle. "I'll be there, with coleslaw." Yelled Youtube.
Across the road, Bing looked out her window, having heard the whole commotion, and wept.
Tune in next time for possible sequel, yay…