Here's a crack story I wrote that's about a comment my friend told me about on a video. Riku might be a little OOC. Enjoy!:)

Sora and the Petting Zoo

The Mysterious Tower after KH3D…

Riku was extremely bored. There was nothing to do here except train, lounge around, and read. And as you could imagine, Riku wasn't the biggest reader. He couldn't go anywhere since it wasn't the most convenient time and it would be no fun going alone.

"I wonder how Sora's doing," he mumbled to himself.

"A-hyuck! Oh hey there, Riku!" The cheerful dog greeted.

"Hi, Goofy. Why are you here?" Riku asked.

"Well, I just finished visiting Sora. I thought maybe you'd like to see him," Goofy responded with a smile.

Riku uncharacteristically perked up. Finally! Something to do! "Really? Where is he?"

"Gawrsh, Riku. I didn't think you'd be so excited."

"Um…"

"He's in Traverse Town!" The dog said cheerfully. "Are you gonna visit?"

"Well, it'd be nice, considering there's nothing to do around here," Riku responded.

Goof just grinned at him. "Well, I hope you have fun!" He walked away, still grinning.

Riku just stood there confused. "Fun? Isn't he supposed to be training?"

After Riku Arrives at Traverse Town…

The boy stood exasperated at the entrance of the world. Posted on a giant archway, was a sign that said: "Sora's Amazing Petting Zoo!"

"What the hell? What has Sora done with this place?!" Riku screamed. Some people passed by staring at him weirdly. "I've got to find Sora."

He entered the petting zoo and the first thing he saw were families with small children crowding around pens of… Dream Eaters!?

Riku felt someone tug on his pants leg. Then he heard the high-pitched voice of a little girl say, "Hey, mommy! Look at that one!"

Riku felt his eye twitch. "Kid, get off. I'm not your mother."

"Wahhhh! You're so mean!" The girl cried.

Suddenly a man with silver hair a bit past his shoulders walked up. "Excuse me. did you make this little girl cry?"

"What? Wait I-," Before Riku could defend himself, he was interrupted.

"Security!" The man shouted before taking the girl by the hand. "Come, we must find mother."

Suddenly a giant elephant dream eater picked Riku up with its trunk and started to carry him away. "I didn't do anything! Put me down!" The boy shouted.

After the elephant had been carrying Riku for a while, it threw him to the ground and Riku was staring at a pair of very familiar shoes. "Sora!"

Riku looked up to see the spiky-haired boy grinning at him, offering out a hand. "Riku! Are you okay?"

Taking the hand and standing up, he replied, "Yeah I'm fine. But, how? And why?"

Sora just smiled. "You mean all this? Well, I got to Traverse Town and all the dream eaters just gathered around me! I thought, 'Why not share this with everyone else?' So I opened this place!"

Riku looked at the happy-go-lucky boy sternly. "Why haven't you been training?"

"Well, it's been too much fun to focus on training," Sora replied happily.

"Sora, you dumbass! You're gonna get us all killed!" And with that, Riku hit Sora on the head so hard that the younger boy's head slammed into the brick pavement.

The silver haired boy stormed out of the petting zoo with Sora chasing him. "Wait, Riku! You forgot your complimentary dream eater hat! Come back!"

They're all doomed.

END.

Well, I hope you liked it! Please review! Tell me what you liked or what you think I could do better. I appreciate you just reading this to tell the truth. Brownie points to the person who guesses who the other silver-haired guys is! Also, you can check out my deviantart. Link in my profile! It's not really anything special, but I'd appreciate you checking it out.