Hey guys, it's been awhile, huh? Well, I was unable to log on for awhile. In the meantime, I saw Samurai 7 and created another crack-tastic chatroom for your entertainment!
Characters' manner of speech based off dub.
Enjoy! -Kendi

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-RiceFan88 has logged on-

RiceFan88: Hey guys! Anyone here yet?

-Oldwife has logged on-

Oldwife: Hello, Heihachi, how's it going?

RiceFan88: Great! I just finished dinner! And you?

-Shimada_Kanbei has logged on-

Oldwife: Pretty good! I just finished drinking leftovers. Feeling a little tipsy!

Shimada_Kanbei: Shichiroji, is Katsushiro here yet?

-Kanbei-samas-diciple has logged on-

Shimada_Kanbei: Argh.

Kanbei-samas-diciple: Sensei! :)

RiceFan88: lol

Oldwife: XD Maybe I'll drink a little more.

-4_ur_entertainment has logged on-

RiceFan88: Sweet! Gorobei's on! :D How's it going, Gorobei-dono?

4_ur_entertainment: What a fun thing this chatroom is! I should have tried it years ago! HAHAHA!

Oldwife: Man, he laughs online same as off. I'll drink to that!

Shimada_Kanbei: Are you well, Shichiroji?

Oldwife: I'm just dandy, Kanbei-sama!1

Shimada_Kanbei: ...Good.

-theGREATSAMURAIMASTER! has logged on-

RiceFan88: Uh oh, here comes trouble.

Shimada_Kanbei: Argh.

theGREATSAMURAIMASTER!: WUTS THE BIG IDEA, GAIZ?! U NO HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO TRACK UR IPS? WHYRE U ALWAYS LEAVIN ME OUTTA STUFF LIKE THAT? UR A BU

theGREATSAMURAIMASTER!: UNCHA LOSERS! WHO WANTS TO CHAT WIT U NYWAY?!

Shimada_Kanbei: Kikuchiyo,

theGREATSAMURAIMASTER!: WUT DO YOU WANT?

Shimada_Kanbei: Please stop abusing the caps lock. You're giving us all a headache.

Oldwife: Not me! already had one!

theGREATSAMURAIMASTER: O YEA?!

RiceFan88: Yeah, you're going to get banned if you carry on like that. Why don't you calm down? Have some fun.

Oldwife: knock a few back in our honor1 living the good life.

4_ur_entertainment: Hey, everyone! I apologize if I was distracted. I just happened to stumble upon some interesting pictures while searching the web! If I post the URL code here, I can share it with everyone!

RiceFan88: Sure!

Kanbei-samas-diciple: It sounds interesting, Gorobei-dono.

Oldwife: gOrorobei, im notsure thats good idea but whatdo I Care. Katsu i forgot yuo were even online.

theGREATSAMURAIMASTER!: HEY GAIS! FORGETTING SOMETHING?

Kanbei-samas-diciple: Shichiroji-dono, I admit that I am not yet very proficient in using a keyboard. My training has taken me elsewhere.

theGREATSAMURAIMASTER!: GAIS!1 GAIZ! HELLLLO!

Oldwife: you know where id likes s to sabtake you katsushiro?./

theGREATSAMURAIMASTER!: STTOP IGNORING ME U *********

Kanbei-samas-diciple: I don't understand, Shichiroji-dono. Please spell correctly.

Shimada_Kanbei: Perhaps you've had too much, Shichiroji.

theGREATSAMURAIMASTER!: U NO WHO HASNT HAD ENOUGH?! THIS GUY RITE HERE!

-theGREATSAMURAIMASTER! has been removed from this chat-

RiceFan88: Sigh.

4_ur_entertainment: Here is the picture I found. I believe this will create a 'link'! [link]

Oldwife: woaaah yeababythats somthwing elshe1

RiceFan88: Um, Gorobei-dono, you do know what we're doing in this picture, right?

Kanbei-samas-diciple: Sensei, I don't understand! D:

Shimada_Kanbei: Argh.

-THEBESTFREAKINGSAMURAIINTHEW ORLD has logged on-

-THEBESTFREAKINGSAMURAIINTHEW ORLD has been removed from this chat-

RiceFan88: Whoa. pwned. You're fast, Kanbei-dono!

Shimada_Kanbei: Thank you.

-AnOKsamurai has logged on-

AnOKsamurai: uh... wuts wit the pic?

AnOksamurai: wait. is that wut i think it is?

-AnOksamurai has logged off-

Shimada_Kanebi: Argh.

Oldwife: whhy doyo do thats kanbeiisama?

Shimada_Kanbei: Doing what?

Kanbei-samas-diciple: Sensei, what is that picture of? Please tell me!

RiceFan88: That "argh" thing. You keep doing it, Kanbei-dono.

4_ur_entertainment: I found another one! [link]

Oldwife: downloding...

RiceFan88: Is it that Hyogo in drag?

4_ur_entertainment: It reminds you of old times, does it not, friend?

RiceFan88: It sure does! Lol!

-RiceFan88 has logged off-

-4_ur_entertainment has logged off-

Kanbei-samas-diciple: Where did they go? I didn't get to talk to them.

Oldwife: prolly egtting some saeke anstuf man m platered.

Kanbei-samas-diciple: *plastered

Oldwife: youtoo/?

-Lovely_Hoho has logged on-

-Lady-Goroko-chan has logged on-

Kanbei-samas-diciple: ...

Lady-Goroko-chan: The beautiful ladies have returned! And we come bearing more fascinating images! [link]

Lovely_Hoho: Tehe~!

Oldwife: alrit womensl momo lieks .

Kanbei-samas-diciple: What is the meaning of that picture? I don't get it.

Shimada_Kanbei: Perhaps it's best if you stopped clicking them, Katsushiro. Also, I believe Shichiroji won't be with us any longer tonight.

Oldwife: Um, attention, samurai. Roji had a little too much fun on his end, so he has to say "goodnight". Please visit us soon! Love, Yukino :heart:

-Oldwife has logged off-

Lady-Goroko-chan: How silly! The poor boy passed out right on the keyboard!

Lovely_Hoho: Yes, poor thing! ^^

Shimada_Kanbei: ...

Kanbei-samas-diciple: Cut it out, guys. We know it's you!

Lady-Goroko-chan: But we haven't even introduced ourselves yet!

Kanbei-samas-diciple: The internet is a sophisticated information network and should not be abused under false pretences! Online anonymity is a curse that gives way for cyber bullying and other forms of cruelty. It should be against our honor to take it so lightly!

Lovely_Hoho: Hohoho! Someone needs to lighten up!

-Katsushiroisagirl has logged on-

Kanbei-samas-diciple: Very funny, guys. I'm serious.

Katsushiroisagirl: u mad?

Kanbei-samas-diciple: What?

Katsushiroisagirl: problem?

Kanbei-samas-diciple: I'm not the one with the problem here!

Lovely_Hoho: Lol. Epic troll, there!

Shimada_Kanbei: Alright, that's enough of that.

Katsushiroisagirl: DIE EVERYONE! EVERYONE DIES! DEATH DEATH! DEAD DAMURAI! DIE!

Lady-Goroko-chan: Samurai? Don't be silly! We're just humble street performers! Where would you get such a silly idea, trolly-wolly-chan? :heart:

-Katsushiroisagirl has been removed from this chat-

Lovely_Hoho: Well, that was weird. O.O

-Kyuzo0934934_039736342_903762284 has logged on-

Kanbei-samas-diciple: Who was that, Sensei? Who dared to disgrace or correspondence like that?

Kanbei-samas-diciple: Oh, it's Kyuzo-dono! I'm happy you could make it! :D

Kyuzo0934934_039736342_903762284: Where is the troll?

Kanbei-samas-diciple: The "troll", Kyuzo-dono?

-Lovely_Hoho has logged off-

Shimada_Kanbei: Kyuzo-dono! First, you protect me from assassins and now internet trolls. I wonder if you're truly doing this because of our fight or if you just wanted an excuse to join in.

Kyuzo0934934_039736342_903762284: ...

Shimada_Kanbei: Either way, I'm glad to hear from you. I must ask, though: why is your username so long?

Kyuzo0934934_039736342_903762284: All the others were taken.

-RiceFan88 has logged on-

Kanbei-samas-diciple: ALL variations of your name were taken?

Kyuzo0934934_039736342_903762284: Yes.

Kanbei-samas-diciple: I wasn't aware that there were so many people named 'Kyuzo' out there.

Kyuzo0934934_039736342_903762284: There aren't.

Lady-Goroko-chan: I just found another good one, boys! ;) [link]

Kyuzo0934934_039736342_903762284: ...

-Kyuzo0934934_039736342_903762284: has logged off-

Kanbei-samas-diciple: Kyuzo-dono!

RiceFan88: Man, you'd think he'd take it better. Great find, Goroko-chan!

Kanbei-samas-diciple: Why is Kyuzo-dono in a dress? What is he doing to you, Sensei? How is this acceptable?

RiceFan88: Chill out. It's just a little fanart. If you think about it, it just shows how loved we are.

Kanbei-samas-diciple: Oh really? Can you say that when it's you? What about this picture?

RiceFan88: What picture?

-Lady-Goroko-chan has logged off-

Shimada_Kanbei: I have the feeling that I'm only here to contain the madness...

Kanbei-samas-diciple: Sensei! You can't support this! You just can't! Look at this mockery! It's disgracefull! [link]

-4_ur_entertainment has logged on-

RiceFan88: Hey, would you look at that! I don't look that bad in leather! XD You also make a veeery convincing woman, Katsushiro-dono!

4_ur_entertainment: I wasn't aware that you two were so involved.

RiceFan88: Neither were we. XD

Kanbei-samas-diciple: What do you think, Sensei?

Shimada_Kanbei: As a warrior, you should learn endure many things that make you uncomfortable.

Kanbei-samas-diciple: I understand, Sensei. I will learn to enjoy this mediocrity.

RiceFan88: No one said anything about ENJOYING it, but whatever. ^^;

-_Kyuzo_81927473_278466 has logged on-

4_ur_entertainment: Welcome back! If I'd known the images would bother you so, I would not have posted them. I apologize.

_Kyuzo_81927473_278466: KAMBAY! I LURV U 4EVER!

Kanbei-samas-diciple: What?

4_ur_entertainment: Did you injure your head, man?

_Kyuzo_81927473_278466: hld me... in ur arms!

Shimada_Kanbei: …I'm not sure how to respond. Are you really Kyuzo-dono?

RiceFan88: Guys, check the numbers. It's a fake.

_Kyuzo_81927473_278466: WERE'S TH RP AT? THIS IS THE WRONG CHATROOM!

4_ur_entertainment: *sigh* Allow me to point you to the exit button: [link]

-Kyuzo0934934_039736342_903762284 has logged on-

Kanbei-samas-diciple: ?!

Kyuzo0934934_039736342_903762284: I found you.

-_Kyuzo_81927473_278466 has been disconnected-

4_ur_entertainment: I'm glad that's over.

RiceFan88: Weird. ^^;

-SexyMetalluver has logged on-

4_ur_entertainment: You gotta be j/k!

RiceFan88: Darn it, Kikuchiyo! This is why we don't invite you to these things!

SexyMetalluver: offers you the chance to find the right match for you! join for free today!

-SexyMetalluver has been removed from this chat-

RiceFan88: My apologies to the big guy.

4_ur_entertainment: That website is not as advertised. It seems rather seedy. But then, who am I to judge? Everyone must make a living!

-AnOKsamurai has logged on-

AnOKsamurai:r u still doing weird things?

4_ur_entertainment: Well, we just discovered a website for Nobuseri to find love.

AnOKsamurai:
gimme the link!

4_ur_entertainment:
…Okay. [link]

Kanbei_samas-diciple:


RiceFan88:
So… is Kanbei-dono still here?

Shimada_Kanbei:
I'm here.

AnOKsamurai:
there! Haha! rofl!

4_ur_entertainment:
Do tell us what's so funny.

AnOKsamurai:
see for urself! [link]

RiceFan88:
That *is* pretty funny.

Kanbei-samas-diciple:
You made a profile for Ukyo?

RiceFan88:
"enjoys long walks kidnapping and puting on maeke up. looking for a long-trm relationship wth a former general,"

Shimada_Kanbei:
Kikuchiyo,

AnOKsamurai:
wut? The great kanbeisama doesn't approve?

Shimada_Kanbei:
Be sure to include his contact information.

AnOKsamurai:
rly, kanbei? and hey who pmed me a phone number?

Kyuzo0934934_039736342_903762284:
It's Ukyo's. Use it.

AnOKsamurai:
u gais r alright afterall!

4_ur_entertainment:
*feels the love*

RiceFan88:
^^

Kanbei-samas-diciple:
Well, let me help. I can at least correct the spelling and grammar; it's horrible.

AnOKsamurai:
suure Katsu!

AnOKsamurai:
wait a sec! WUTS THAT SUPOPSED TO MENA? THESE KEYBOARDS ARE TOOTINY FOR MY MIGHTY FINGERS!1

Shimada_Kanbei:
Lol.

-End chat-