Lord Beerus gets fleas
AN: Hey so this is my first fanfic on this site so please be nice. I am nervous because this is my first Guy x Guy fanfic. So enjoy (;
Lord Beerus's pov
I sighed, waiting for food can be so boring. I was sitting down at a table near the back of Bulma's yard. These earthlings promised Whis and I a huge feast for turning back time and saving this planet. How embarrassing. The God of Destruction and his attendant save a planet. I guess if any one asks I'll just have to inform them about Earths food. It certainly has a certain flavor that other worlds can't recreate. I've tried a lot of Earths food and Bulma's promised that I haven't even come close to trying a fourth of the percentage of food on this planet. Perhaps that's why I haven't felt the need to destroy it just yet. No I would never admit it but this planet is growing on me, I don't know if I'd be able to destroy it without hesitating. I sighed. I know that's not the only reason I would hesitate. Whis, has fallen in love with the residents of earth and the food. I glanced over at Whis who was currently petting a dog that belonged to Goku's family. He was bent over to the dog's eye level and was petting its head. He was smiling and saying sweet things to it. I imagined myself in the dog's position then blinked and looked away trying to stop the blush that dusted my cheeks. One shouldn't think that way of his former master it's improper but.. I can't help but let my brain wonder sometimes. I glanced back at him and noticed he'd changed positions. Now he was still bent over but his butt was facing me, although I can't really see much considering he wears layers. I can still see the outline and now I'm full on blushing. I turn away and try to occupy myself by yelling at Bulma. "How long does it take you mortals to cook food?" I asked annoyed. She frowned then placed her hand on her hips. "For your information it takes around an hour to two hours, so you'll just have to wait a little longer!" I rose from my chair and crossed my arms. "I do not appreciate it when mortals forget their respect." My Kai started to slowly rise and then I heard Whis behind me. "Lord Beerus, you should come pet this dog! It's so cute!" Whis stated in his calm and high pitched voice. I sighed and powered down. I wonder how his voice can sound so commanding and girly at the same time. After all these years with him I still haven't figured that out. In fact there are countless things that I haven't really figured out about him. Like why he has his hair up and how come I've never seen it down. What does he do when I sleep. Does he roam the halls in boredom, Visit planets without me, change up his style then decide he likes his original better? I wonder if I'll ever understand him more than I do now. I walked over to the dog and stared at it. For a moment I wanted to destroy it for taking Whis's attention away from me. Then thought better of it considering Whis has been petting it for the last ten minutes. I examined the dog and crossed my arms. "Lord, It doesn't bite." Whis stated teasingly. "I understand that Whis I was about to pet it. What can I not take my own time?" Whis smiled. "Of course, take all the time you need." I growled slightly then reached forward and pet the dog. It's fur was nice and soft and not as hairy as I thought It would be. I smiled slightly then sat down and grabbed the dog petting it from head to tail. Whis chuckled and I chose to ignore him. Then Goku came running up to Bulma being as loud as ever. "Bulma.. Where's our dog? Videl said he needs a flea bath." Bulma's eyes widened. "You don't mean it has fleas do you?" "I don't know I was just told to come get it. Why?" Then Goku looked over at me and he jumped in surprise when he noticed that I was petting the dog. I stood up at my full height. "So, tell me Goku. What are these.. fleas you mentioned?" "I.. uh.. Lord Beerus sir.." He looked at Bulma. She sighed then walked over to me. "Lord Beerus don't panic let me look at your back." I was confused but turned around. She screamed. "Whis.. there's four or five of them on his back!" Whis examined my back and hummed. "So fleas are little bugs?" Whis asked in a confused tone. "Yes, but these bugs.. they." Bulma grew nervous for some reason. "WHAT DO THEY DO!?" I yelled in frustration. Then I felt pain across my back and started to itch. "They suck the blood as a food source." "WHAT!" I powered up and blasted a Kai blast into the air at a random direction. Then I felt pain on the back of my neck and the world went black.
End of part 1