author's note:

wrote this for practise and for the fun of it, and because I love the PGSM Shitennou

the credits for the characters and my thanks go to Naoko Takeuchi and everyone who brought PGSM to life

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"So, is everything set then? Let's check.. Birthday party Prince Endymion, Tokyo, thrown for him by his magnificent Shitennou.

Music - Zoisite.

Drinks - Nephrite.

Speech - Me.

Food, decoration, invitations, cleaning the house, instructing the youmas, and getting the present for the Master - Jadeite.

Everyone knows what they have to do?"

"Yes, Kunzite," said Zoisite.

"Yes, Kunzite," said Nephrite.

"Hai," sighed Jadeite.

"Did we forget anything?"

"Don't think so."

"No, everything sounds great."

"Actually..."

"Yes, Jadeite?"

Jadeite cleared his throat.

"As we want the girls to come as well... girls are very peculiar about how they want their toilet... girls style... like, without youma dung piling up and bloodsuckers breeding in the water tank and that... we should maybe do something about it... plant some flowers in the youma dung or so... girls like flowers..."

"Is that really necessary?"

Nephrite nodded grimly. "You have no idea about how upset girls in these times can get if they can't piss in style. I got to hear endless speeches about it from Mercury. And Mars is probably going to burn down the house if the toilet paper doesn't have... don't know what... the right kind of pink flower print or whatever."

"You must be kidding me. We are not going to have pink toilet paper. No pink flower print is going to touch our butts!" declared Kunzite offended.

"Oh really?" grinned Nephrite. "Because someone in this house has gotten very fond of some of Mercury's panties, which get stolen here all the time, and I bet some had the pink flower glory."

Zoisite shot him an icy glare. "Must be the youmas."

"There is only one way to make sure, Zoi," said Nephrite with a smirk. "Everyone pants down!"

Kunzite raised his voice, because he wasn't finished yet. As a matter of fact, he had only gotten started.

"Will you stop that and pay attention to the important matters we are holding this meeting for? Do you have any idea how unecological these bleached toilet papers are? We Are The Guardians of Earth, We Protect The Planet, we are not going to increase the amount of toxic waste in this world for such a frivolous..."

His fellow Shitennou were about to slump into the resignated braindead state that Kunzite's long eco warrior rants always caused with them when Jadeite cleared his throat again.

"Actually..."

"Yes, Jadeite?"

"The girls could have a separate toilet... we could clean out the creepy ground floor, I think there is a spare toilet that the youmas keep locked for whatever reason..."

"Good point. You do that, Jadeite."

"Errm... the youmas might not like that..."

"So?"

"They are a bit touchy now that it's breeding season..."

"Oh, come on, Jadeite, you know how to talk to youmas. Get it done."

"Hai."

"Very well. So I close this meeting. You can go to your duties now. Oh, Jadeite, one moment please."

"Hai."

Kunzite waited until Nephrite and Zoisite had left the room, Zosite giving him a grim and impatient look that he entirely ignored.

"So, Jadeite... Don't get slack just because you got only the odd jobs. We are counting on you."

"Hai."

"And when you shopping for the party, could you bring me a few things? I have made a little list..."

Jadeite took the list and folded it several times before it was small enough to fit into his pockets.

"Hai. No problem. Can you give me the money in advance this time?"

"What, for that bit? Smuggle it into the party budget, noone will notice."

"Hai..."

"And Jadeite..."

"Huh?"

Kunzite smiled at him. "Haven't seen you smile all day. Don't be so gloomy. Come here."

And he put a hand on the back of Jadeite's head, pulled him closer and kissed him.

"Feeling better?" he asked.

Jadeite gave him a pouting look, cheeks flushed. "Only a little bit."

"Oh, are we getting greedy?"

Jadeite didn't answer. Would have been a bit difficult anyway with Kunzite kissing him again.

"You have been one annoying bugger all day," purred Kunzite when he broke the kiss and watched Jadeite gasp for breath, "Don't think I haven't seen you make faces at the meeting. I think we'll have to do something about your attitude."

A little smile appeared in the corners of Jadeite's mouth.

"Hai."