A/N: This is for Lady Phoenix Fire Rose's Insanity Challenge on HPFC. Here is my list of 10 prompts:

1) Hippos

2) Rampaging Veela

3) Harry finds out he is a dad, at 15. (Fifth Year)

4) Ron falls in love with good old Tommy Boy and becomes his body guard.

5) House Elves verses chipmunks

6) Group with a sweet tooth

7) Pudding

8) Bad haircut week for everyone

9) Theodore Nott kisses Severus Snape

10) The quote: "You talkin' to me?"

- Please ignore the way Dobby talks… I can't seem to get his dialect down. And this is Harry's fifth year.

It was October at Hogwarts, and Halloween decorations were going up all around. Pumpkins and scarecrows, spiders and cobwebs covered every available inch with more spilling over. The week before Halloween, Dumbledore called everyone to the Great Hall for an announcement.

"It is the week before Halloween and I find Hogwarts lacking enough fright," Dumbledore started.

"There's plenty enough with the spiders…" Ron whispered to Harry and Hermione.

"I have decided to add more by declaring this 'Bad Haircut Week,'" Dumbledore said with a flick of his wand. All of the students and staff in the Great Hall now had horrifying haircuts, except for Harry who was known for his mop of hair.

Professor Snape's hair was now in curlers, Umbridge had kittens made of her hair rolling around and silently mewing and all of the Weasley's had a large 'W' bald spot. Everyone was grumbling and laughing until they looked up at the Head Table and saw Hagrid… His hair lay flat and was in the style of Fabio. He noticed everyone was staring at him and looked into his plate before screaming "NO!" and fainting.

"I hope you enjoy your week, ta ta students." Dumbledore said before skipping out of the hall as his neon pink hair stuck out in a reminiscent way of Hermione's frizzy hair from first year.

The students and staff slowly left the Great Hall as they loudly discussed the most interesting bad looks. Harry, Ron and Hermione left just behind Snape and were quietly talking when Theodore Nott walked up to his Head of House.

"Professor?" He questioned, "Your hair looks quiet marvelous this way… all silky and shiny… and curly and bouncy… Can I touch it?"

"50 points from Slytherin for the outright jokes and badgering; Nott, you will serve a month of detention with Filch starting tomorrow night at seven!" Snape responded before swooping away.

"Well… I… Does Nott... And Snape… Slytherin… Dementor Buggerer… Never mind..." Ron tried to say.

"What was that, Ron?" Hermione asked.

"I… Expecto Patronads… And Snape and Nott and Dobby's Sock!" Ron attempted to say again.

"My sock? What about my sock?" Dobby asked as he appeared at Harry's side.

"We were just talking about how we love the one with hippos on it!" Harry said as he glanced at Dobby's mismatched socks.

"It's my war sock!" Dobby responded.

"Er… War?" Hermione questioned.

"War…" Dobby said as thunder roared and lightning flashed behind him.

"What war?" Harry asked as the thunder and lightning went again.

"The chipmunks have cursed all House Elves because Lolly cut off the Leader of the Chipmunks' Mohawk. We are preparing a defense as I speak."

"There is a leader of chipmunks? And he had a Mohawk until Lolly cut it off. Why would Lolly cut off his mohawk?" Harry asked to clarify things.

"Yes, sir Harry. In the Dark Forest, there is a band of chipmunks who can speak and were trained as ninjas. They may be watching us as we speak," Dobby said as he scanned the area. "Lolly cut off his mohawk while she was visiting him because she said he needed to look more 'cute' and 'cuddly'. He took offense and we are now at war."

"Okay, Dobby… Best of luck, but we need to be off, homework to do." Hermione said as the trio back away slowly.