Has a crackpipe in mouth and a robe on sitting next to the fire typing up a fanfic.

Sees you looking at me. "Hey, this is private."

Ike: "As private as your di-"

"Shut up."

Peach: Grabs Ike and pulls him close, "I want you so badly."

Ike: Turns from a douchebag to a good lover. "So do I." Draws her in for a kiss.

Gets up. "Yeah, take that stuff outta my house and back to the mansion! I'm trying to write a fanfic here."

Link and Zelda are making out furiously in the corner.

Ike: "What about them?!"

Peach: "And you shouldn't be smoking in front of children."

"Childre-" Coughs harshly, falling on the ground. (I don't actually smoke.)

Moaning noises possibly coming from Pit and Samus are coming from the other room.

Ike: "And Samus and that angel are going to town in there all over your bed!"

Stops coughing and gets up. "What?!" Stomps to the room, slamming open the door.

Pit and Samus: Hide their bodies under the covers

"What the f-"

Ike: Closes that room door.

Ike: "Enjoy the fanfic."

It was early in the morning in the Smash Manor. And the whole group which consisted of Link, Marth, Pit, Zelda, Samus, Wii Fit, and Ike, were asleep inside their own little lounge. They were all asleep, some sorta party happened last night and everyone just suddenly passed out at the same time.

Link was asleep against the wall with a beer in his hand and Zelda in his lap. Samus was in a beanbag chair sleeping with Pit in her lap who was also asleep. His hand was stuck in a bowl of candy. He didn't drink any a alcohol, but he crashed after a sugar rush. Ike was on the ground, while Peach was ontop of him. They were planing to screw around, but fell asleep. Wii Fit and Marth were surprisingly close to each other. The TV was on a game from the previous night. Nobody turned off the TV.

Pit woke up at the sound of an explosion! Which came from the T.V. Though, he was perfectly fine. As if he wasn't even at the party the night before. His hair was ruffled because Samus's hand was in it. He only had his pants on for some odd reason. And bottles were scattered around him, which contained beer before Samus drank them. Pit rubbed his eyes, He didn't release the candy bowl stuck to his hand. He headed to the restroom, only to see Mario and Luigi in the bathtub also asleep. While Pikchua was in the toilet. "Wow...some party last night..." Pit said to himself before getting Pikchua outta the toilet and drying him.

"Ugh...but my head hurts..." He rubbed his head. "Probably because of that candy..." He walked out the restroom placing Pikchua in Samus's lap, without waking him or her. He grabbed his clothes which were on the floor and slipped into them. Then, after that he left the room.

Only, to come back into the room with a pan and a spoon, banging the spoon against the pan, causing a loud noiss waking everyone one. "C'mon everyone! Rise and Shine everyone!" Pit said marching around the room. "We've got a day of smashing ahead of us." Link groaned before he said that, but chuckled afterwards. "Five more mintues." Peach complained. Pit stopped dead in his tracks and looked at Peach. "...Nah." He continued his loudness.

"Alright! Alright! Enough with the sounds!" Samus said, dashing over and snatching the pot about to bash it into his skull, before Sonic bursted into the room. "Guys! I've got special news!" By this time everyone had gotten up. "Master Hand is picking his 8 favorite smashers to take with him to Las Vegas!" Everyone had random thoughts after this. Samus's was "What the fuck?! Why is this happening?! We just got up, and why inconveniently are there 8 spaces open?! And again, why?!"

Ike just thought about gambling, and Marth about the babes he'd get there. Peach just wanted to make out with Ike non-stop, while Pit...just wondered why the candy bowl was on his hand. Zelda and Wii Fit thought the same thing as Samus, the only few that actually questioned this. "And time is limted! There are already smashers that are trying to go as well! Now i've gotta be one of those 8 people! See ya!" Sonic said, dashing at the speed of sound.

"Now, if you'll guys excuse me, i've gotta put some pants on and head down stairs." Ike said heading for the door. "Wait a second, there has to be something or someone behind this, why is this happening?!" Samus said. "I don't think any of us should actually do this." Wii Fit said. "Oh, don't be such pussies! If any of us go there we gonna be just fine." Link said.

"I mean, whenever you dummies do stupid thinks we end up having to get your asses outta something." Samus groaned. "Oh please, its Las Vegas, what could possibly go wrong?" Link said. "Over 57 gangbangs and armed robbies happen in that place per week." (Author's Note: This isn't true...at least I hope it isn't...) Pit said. The boys glared at him, "Nobody asked for your comment, smartass." Ike hissed. Deep down, nobody really wanted Pit to be in this group, I mean, besides Samus. They just thought he was a pussy. He didn't drink, he didn't cuss, he only did half the things the gang did. So he was considered a pussy.

"Well, he's got a point. Las Vegas is the place of crime." Wii Fit noted. "So?! Who cares?! Now I'm going to Las Vegas wheter you fuckers like it or not!" Ike left the room. "Yeah...he's my lover and I kinda need to be with him at all times soooooo...yeah.." Peach said, following Ike.

"Wait for us!" Link and Marth said dashing out like fools

Zelda sighed. "Well this is gonna end in catastrophe like it always does, so we might as well follow em."

"Agreed." Samus said. Zelda and Samus left. Wii Fit got up and walked besides Pit, "Uh, are you gonna come or not?" She asked softly. Outta the whole group she was the kind hearted one of the group. Well, coming second place to Pit.

"I'm gonna sit this one out, I don't wanna get gangbanged by some thugs..." Pit mumbled.

"The only person that may try and throw their hands down your pants is Samus!" Wii Fit said chuckling. "And besides, you'll miss out on all the fun, and Samus is gonna be all alone." She mentioned.

"But, you've been alone all your life and your just fine." Pit said, happily.

Wii Fit immediately got flustered, "Uh- That's no- just come on!" She said, grabbing Pit by the wing and dragging him out the room.

"Ow! Ow! Watch the wings!"

"Did you know that? There was a prototype of this story that had a completely different plotline."

Samus: "I didn't like that plot."

Pit: "Neither did I."

"Heh, me either. Mainly, because the story couldn't stay focused on one thing."

Wii Fit: "And it was weird."

Peach: "And self-centered."

"Okay I get i-"

Ike: "It was also pointless."

Link: "Messy."

Marth: "All over the place."

"ALL RIGHT I GET IT!"