THIS ENTIRE CHAPTER HAS BEEN REDONE! The original first chapter is the next chapter.

Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers Brawl or any references through-out this fanfic. Super Smash Brothers Brawl belongs to Mashiro Sakurai (Sora Ltd.)

A/N: Hello! I'm sure you guys are all saying, "Oh crap. A new update story, leave us alone. God." Well, not really. "Smashing Something New Everyday" at the time was last updated at like, August (now it updates a lot, causing trouble!). "Lucas' Update Show" really wasn't made AT ALL. So basically, I came in at a time where there were no smash update stories in sight!

This is obviously a LONG story. Well, actually... It was meant to be that way. See, I got the inspiration from "SUPER SMASH PAIRINGS MADNESS!". I decided to make a drabble series! Why not, right? I was watching Dojo updates, became a fan of it and thought; "Eh? Why not? One update story is there but it's pretty much dead! Plus, I have drabbles on my hand!" so low and behold, came this story.

This is a collection of drabbles similar to the story, "SUPER SMASH PAIRINGS MADNESS!" but each drabble is long. Expect to see some randomness, but pure humor.

I'm sure most of you HATE A/Ns. Well, sorry. I try as much as I can to stop it. I need to: respond to reviewers, talk about what's in store, etc.

Don't expect me to do updates daily. Its really hard with school, personal life, and all that jazz. Also, I'm pretty much lazy. If I put a little more effort, I could probably get it done... But I hope I will finish all updates Mashiro Sakurai has made despite the laziness. And yes, I know Sakurai. Great guy.

I don't do disclaimers. Seriously. The first few chapters I do, then I make fun of it.

One last thing. Obviously, this is non-canon! Well, you're wrong. I try to make things as canon as I can (besides making silent characters talk), plus adding a little twist of myself. The one thing I probably hate the most is non-canon fanfics only for a few exceptions.

Now, enough chit-chat! Here's a drabble! (Its remade, 'mind you.)

Wario-Man ( Wario-Man. Wario-Man. Wario-Man hates Mario-man. They have a fight. Mario wins. Mario-man.)

"I'm'a Wario! I'm the number one!" Wario bragged (about nothing), soon being caught in a barrage of kicks, punches, and combos from Mario and Fox. "You and your fatass really can't'a do'a thing! More like; 'Wario, number'a one at being'a fat!'" Mario was apparently pissed off now. "Look who's talkin-" Wario was interrupted. Fox has just given his foward-a for the finishing blow; K.O.ed. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" cried out Wario. Now Wario came back, glowing. Delfino Plaza felt a dark presence, much like before when the Shine Sprites were gone. Many Piantas were worried. "Well Mario... We'll see who really is fat." the said plumber growled as Wario used his Final Smash.

"WAHAHAHA!!!" Wario ate garlic and was now Wario-Man! "Grr..." Fox muttered. Suddenly... "FOX! DO A BARREL ROL-" "GODDAMMIT SHUT UP!" yelled Fox at Peppy. Wario-Man took this chance to unleash his speediness. He ran up to Fox (Mario jumping out of the way in horror) and used his fart. Fox has no time to react. He got hit by a fully-charged fart that didn't need to be charged. 15 of damage. Wario jumped and made an aerial move, making him fly. 8. Wario finished him up with a up-smash. 16. Fox was K.O.ed easily. "DO A BARREL ROLL, FOOOOOOOOOOX!!!" Ting!

Now. It's a one on one match with Mario and Wario-man. "I left a surprise for you!" Wario grinned, taking out his motorcycle. Mario had split second to think. 'I can't face'a that'a! ... I GOT IT!' Wario rode on his motorcycle. "I GOTTA BE A JUMPMAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!" Mario jumped over Wario's mototcycle. "GWAH!!!" The motorcycle went down the water like an anchor. "GWAAAAAAAH!!!!" K.O. The darkness ended. The Piantas danced again, happy that the sunshine returned. Two girl piantas noticed this and went up to Mario. "Wanna be with u-" Mario immediately Super Jump Punched them and ran away, calling out: "HELL NO!!!!"

A/N: That's all! This is a HUGE improvement than the original. I'm keeping it for "Ah.. Good times..." purposes. See ya!