Disclaimer: I do not own bleach

"RUKIA!!!!!!!" Ichigo yelled. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?!"

Thankfully only he and Rukia were around the house. He had caught Rukia in the kitchen, ready to stab a mouse. The mouse squeaked, it trembled against the corner.

Rukia held a knife against it's tiny throat, "Die Mouse!!!"

Ichigo took the knife away from her and let the mouse run away, back to it's little hole.

"Hey!!! Stupid Ichigo! You let him get away!" Rukia frowned and crossed her arms.

"What did the poor animal do to you?" Ichigo asked, he tossed the knife into the sink.

"He ran around in the kitchen and it looked nasty!" Rukia put her hands on her hips.

"It's not his fault!" Ichigo scolded.

"Yes it is! Carrot top!" Rukia tip toed up to his level, not that she could reach.

"Midget! Don't let me catch you doing that again!" Ichigo stormed off to his room. Sometimes the little midget irritated him so much, he just wanted to snap her neck.

The next day . . .

Ichigo brought in a gerbal from school as a science project. He had it in a cage, fully equiped with food and toys. He went up his stairs and set the cage on the desk.

Ichigo took a towel and headed for the bathroom, "This'll only take second."

Once Rukia heard Ichigo shut the bathroom door, she headed for his room on tip toes. She held a knife she had brought from the kitchen with her.

She quietly opened the door to his room. She glared at the gerbal, walking toward it slowly.

The gerbal continued muching on it's food, not paying attention to the raven haired girl behind it.

Rukia opened the cage to the door, letting the gerbal out. It dropped it's food and jumped onto Ichigo's bed.

"Great spot to die mouse!" She cracked her knuckles and pulled out her kitchen knife. She raised the knife in the air, ready to slice him up.

The gerbal stared at her.

Suddenly the door swung open. "ICHIGO!!!" Rukia screamed.

"What do you think you're doing?!" Ichigo shut the door behind him. His hair was wet and he had a towel around his waist.

Rukia jumped on the bed, dropping the knife, "AHHHH!!!"

Ichigo ran to her, Rukia jumped onto his desk. her hands were sprawled on the wall. "EEK!"

The gerbal hid under the pillow.

Ichigo ran to the desk, he extended his arms to Rukia, "You're gunna get it!" Ichigo's towel dropped to the floor. Exposing his body head to toe.

Rukai screamed and covered her eyes.

Ichigo didn't have time to react, the door swung open again, " What? A girl I have never seen in your room? My son has finally become a man!" Isshin Kurosaki stood in the door way, a proud smile plastered on his face.

Rukia jumped on the pillow, you could hear a high pitched squeak. "Oops."

"I guess you can't use the bed anymore!' Isshin grinned.

"DAD!!!!"

This was my first bleach fic. And my first one shot! I got this idea when I saw a mouse in my kitchen, now that was gross! Please read and review.