I don't own Bleach!
a/n: I hope you find it funny! Special thanks to Dior Crystal!
His name is Grimmjow.
And there's something fishy about him,
There's something at his stomach,
I'm not quite sure what,
It's really quite disturbing!
It looks like a hole,
But also a pit,
What am I thinking,
The same thing they are!
The closer I get,
The grosser it seems,
The more I go away,
The more I want to know!
It appears to be right in front of me,
And I seem to have poked it.
Oh god it's a mess!
What am I doing?!
It's a hole.
It's a hole.
It's a hole.
It's a hole.
It's a hole.
It's a hole.
OMFG IT'S A HOLE!
So long I have seem him,
How could not I have noticed?!
Is it real after all,
Or just my imagination?
All these years,
How ignorant I was!
There's something fishy about him,
There's something at his stomach,
I now know it's a hole,
But how can he eat?!
All those times sipping tea he was,
And made he not a single mess,
Oh, I'm in quite distress!
It's a hole.
It's a hole.
It's a hole.
It's a hole.
It's a hole.
It's a hole.
HE'S A MONSTER!!!!
Afterward, Ulquiorra discovered he had one too. How ironic.