Jerking off was common in harry potters world, he was quite a horny scholar and would use his magical powers to give him cum. One time he went to the sorting head and used his spell, "abracablowjobra!" harry b say and the hat instantly jumped on his cock. As the hat slurped the last of his cum the hat said "you belong in slitherdick for ur dick is thin and long and full of venom like a snake n stuff" harry be like omg n stuff and ran he ran into snape who was quite a evil man and really needed his asshole gaped so he used his wand to make harry have a boner n fuck him up ass and he made harry shoot his load into his own glasses! Harry b blind now and scared but omg the master wizard of demon evil stuff voldercock appeared with a vengence for not too long ago, harry was mad horny n voldercock was fuckin his anus but then harry pooped n this caused volercocks penis wand to shrink permenantly by 5 inchs when his cock was 20 so it is now 15 inchs small! Which made voldercock vow for vengence. "Erecto Enlargius" voldercock shouted making harry hard again but voldercock was evil n did not want harry to come so he sent haggraed to suck harry up but not make him come and not to limp. Harry was not attracted to this ogre and was suffering every second but then the grandwizard of good stuff n stuff named double cock saved harry by casting the "stop evil stuff" spell n thus everything was back to normal but the infamous voldercock still planned in the shadows to end the young horny wizard harry once and for all he then laughed evily as he stroked his cock but tears came when he saw it was only 15 inchs long.