Kimbley's the Father
"Cazzie he's not waking up!? What should we do!?" Lindsey panicked
"I don't know… honestly I don't really care… Usually I would love to draw on his face while he's passed out because he wouldn't be able to blow my hand up… but I'm not in the mood right now…" Then Cazzie let out a deep sigh. "You know this might sound mean but… have you considered abortion?"
Lindsey gasped, like Cazzie would if someone told her she had split ends, and hugged her stomach as if she was protecting the fetus inside. "How dare you say that!" Lindsey screeched.
"Oh calm down. It was just a suggestion I didn't mean to offend you or your fetus-baby-embryo lookin' thing" Cazzie rolled her eyes and let out another sigh this time at the passed out Kimbley that lay motionless on the floor. "But c'mon Lindsey, do you really think this thing can handle it?" Cazzie said while gesturing towards unconscious Kimbley. Then Cazzie thought to herself ~Poor thing~ and slowly leaned down and placed her hands on Lindsey's tummy and whispered "Good luck little one… you'll need it." Then she straitened herself out and looked into her best friends eyes and told her "No matter what… I'll be here for you." After Cazzie said those few words Lindsey started to cry. Cazzie quickly hugged her best friend. "Shhh... Don't cry."
"C-cazzie I'm s-scared." Lindsey got out between sobs. "I'm s-scared about w-what's going to h-happen. I don't k-know if I'm r-ready for t-this." Lindsey busted out in tear again.
" .shhh." Cazzie started to stroke Lindsey's hair "Lindsey don't be scared… Just remember that I'm here for you and I'll help you through this. And I'll even be a father to this child if he isn't. I'll do everything I can to help you. Just don't be scared…" She held her friend tighter. "Don't be scared" She said again, this time it was almost a coo. A few more minutes passed before Cazzie grabbed Lindsey's shoulders and brought her out arms length from her. "Now… pull yourself together… he'll be waking up soon and when he does you don't want him to see you scared. 'Kay!" Cazzie gave her friend a smile, then wiped Lindsey's eyes and pulled her back in for one more hug. "You okay?"
"Yeah… I'm fine… Thank you." Then Lindsey wiped her eyes and took several deep breaths.
"Are you good now?
"Yep" Lindsey said while giving Cazzie a half smile.
"Alrighty then!" Cazzie said enthusiastically before clapping her hands together making a couple gallons of water poor on Kimbley's face.
"Holy-!" Is all Kimbley could get out before Cazzie clapped her hands again, this time freezing his lips shut.
"Watch your language Kimbley" Cazzie kinda sung "You wouldn't wanna scare your baby by yelling, now would you? I'm going to unfreeze your lips now, so don't say anything that will make me wanna slap you." Then Cazzie snapped and the ice melted.
"Ahhh, thank y-" *Slap* "W-what the hell!? Why did you slap me!?" Kimbley growled.
"I said don't say anything that would make me want to hit you, I never said I wasn't going to anyways." Cazzie said casually. "Now instead of pissing me off some more… why don't you go see your baby momma!?" Cazzie yelled while jabbing at his chest with her finger.
Then Kimbley's eyes got wide as he remembered what he was now. He was the father of Lindsey's baby. "L-lindsey…" Kimbley mumbled after turning around to see Lindsey just standing there staring at the ground. Then he ran up and hugged her, picking her up in the process and spinning her around in circles. "Lindsey I love you and I'm going to be the best father in the world to-" Then Kimbley set Lindsey on her feet before getting down on his knees and hugging her torso and whispered "our child."