MM: I don't One Piece. I don't own a house. I don't even own the boots I'm wearing!
Anyway, this is the first wave of questions, only 3 but still, it's a start!
Zoro: It'd rather be anywhere but here right now.
MM: SHUT UP AND ANSWER THESE PEOPLE'S QUESTIONS! (Oh and by the way, It did take me a long time to figure this whole thing out....I'm none too bright...)
Zoro:...................Ok..................
Our first freshly baked batch of questions is from Wea
Wea: 1) Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
2) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
3) Boxers or briefs?
Zoro: 1) Who cares? The sperm came first!
2) Wood.....chuck....wood.....chuck?
MM: I think you may have him confused there.
Zoro: 3) Neither. I go commando. *smirks*
MM: Next up to the plate is things24
things24: Hey Zoro!
1) Do you by any chance have feeling for Nami, like love?
2) Do you know what Naruto is? If so, who do you like better, Gaara or Kakashi?
3) Would you be able to answer these questions with all that duck tape on your face?
Zoro: 1) Oh boy......I almost hate Nami. Do you know how much money she's making me give her?
NEVER borrow money from your navigator.
2) I've heard of Naruto a little bit. I'd have to say Kakashi is better, more professional.
3) I'll tell ya, it was a long 17 hours, but I finally got the tape off. MM didn't even help me!
MM: Why should I help you? Your a whiny little man child.
Zoro: If you didn't have a car battery connected to my nipples, you'd be finished!
MM: Anyway, our next question is from Sue
Sue: Q1: This green hair are real?
Q2: Is there something you like about Sanji (like his fighting style or some food he's making), in
spite of him as person?
Zoro: 1) Yeah, I was born with it. Don't you dare call me Marimo MM!
MM: *Looks innocent* Whatever do you mean. I wasn't going to call you MARIMO! THAT WOULD
BE TERRIBLE!!!!!
Zoro: Calm down, big girl.
MM: BIG GIRL? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO.....*continues ranting*
Zoro: Uhh.......2) I guess that shitty love cook's food is ok, but I still think his fighting style is sissy.
Oh and he dresses like a dork. who fights enemies on a suit? Who goes sailing in a suit?
MM: Final question is from Sir Weston
Sir Weston: Okay, I'm interested. When are you going to post the first set of questions?
Zoro: MM is having a little bit of trouble understanding how to do stuff even though she's been a
member for a while.
MM: Hey! I'm trying here! Anyhows, that was awesome, thanks for the reviews guys, keep them coming, and don't
forget: Humiliation is the key to happiness!
Zoro: Yeah, bye, whatever.