My first VK fic. Sorry if many people find this idiotic, I was VEEERY bored when I typed this and the idea of an OOC Kaname was stuck in my head. I'm not sure just how much of OOCness I've added.
Carry on with the story.
15/4/2009
All right all right. Let me get down to the deal. The fact is, I'm not used to keeping a diary. The only reason I'm starting now is because I'm in exile and all those snot-faced people who were related to the high and mighty 'Elders Council' are like, so totally looking for me!
So like, I need to kill time somehow right? Yuuki doesn't know that when I say 'I have important work' I actually mean that 'I'm locked up in my room doing nothing!" Just look at me, I'm like, so bored that I'm dead! T_T
Oh wait. I'm a vampire. I can't DIE! I won't die! Never! Hahaha, I'm not like Zero to die!
He is a mere Level E whereas 'I' am a pureblood. Yeah, that's right people! Bow down to the king? Whose your king? That's right! ME. ME ME ME ME ME….! XD
So here I am. Spending my 5th month in 'exile'. Stupid people. Why can't they just leave me alone?
Aido keeps on shoving his nose like all the time! O_o
He claims that he wants to 'teach' Yuuki and that it's not fit for a pureblood princess to remain without an education. But I know the real reason why he comes. It's because he wants to be in my presence! To look at my pureblood self! He probably thinks 'wow, I'm like, looking at a real pureblood. I think I'll die from the joy!"
Oh wait. He is also a vampire. So he can't die.
Haha. Stupid Aido and his 'I want to be your friend' dialogue. He says he likes me. That's like, so Gross! =O He's not normal. If he like, has a need to suck (did that sound wrong?) then let him feed on Kain. Why does he like, want to visit me all the time?
Here, it's just me and Yuuki. Oh yeah, Yuuki. She came with ME. Not with that loser white-haired Level E Zero. What's with his white hair anyway? Is he like really old or something? T_T
Anyway, He is like so annoying. He drank my blood. So a part of me is inside him now. EEW, that sounded wrong.
I am straight. I love only my sister Yuuki. She's thinks so highly about me. Hehe. Poor little girl.
Ok I like, need a name for this you during this time. I can't go on saying 'the days of exile' it would get so boring. Hmm
*Taps chin and tried to think*
I'll call you "The Ruka Chronicles."
NOO! I can't do that! I don't have any feelings for Ruka. The common little vampire actually thought I liked her. Ha. Sucking on her was pleasure enough (again no other meaning intended). Oh Ruka.
So what about 'Vlad'? Nah, too cliché.
I'll call you….Kiryuu Kun. NOOOO! I don't have any thoughts about that Level E. He's the farthest thing in my mind.
*Stares blankly at the wall*
How about 'Aido'? No. Akatsuki? AARGH! Why is it I'm not getting any names? A title for my days of exile?
I'll call this collection…..Twilight. Oh wait. That is a movie. Or is it a book? Doesn't matter. I'm better than that chump Edward. Haha. Edward what a name. It sounds all old. My name is so cool. Kaname. There's not another name like it.
That's it; this is the last name I'm going to think up….Bitty Bobby Blood! Yeah that sounds good! What a genius I am!
*stands up and starts doing the Macarena*
Ok, I have to go now. Kain has arrived. Sigh, the appearance of a pureblood is such a regal affair.
*skips out of his room*
Reviews please? No flames.