WARNING MATURE
"Roooonnnnn! It's margarita night at Hagrids!" Harry screamed in a sing song manner.
"Yay!" Ron yelled.
Both boys grabbed each others arms and started spinning and jumping around merrily like little kids.
"Hey Ron, let's streak on our way down there! It'll be brilliant!" Harry smiled dumbly at his gay lover.
"Wicked idea. Bloody brilliant!" Ron said excitedly to the man he loved.
Harry and Ron threw off their clothes and ran out of the Gryffindor common room waving their arms about.
As they ran down the stairs, their penises whipped back and forth, whipped back and forth. They whipped back and forth.
They passed a group of sexy slyhterins. "Look sexy slytherins, Harry!" Ron yelled and turned his head as they ran by.
Harry turned his head to see and his glasses flew off his face. "Oh no!"
He abruptly stopped and bent over to pick up his glasses.
"Oh yes!" Ron exclaimed joyfully. He then ran up behind Harry and stuck his 2 foot penis up Harry's arse.
"Oh yes!" Harry yelled in ecstasy and then sunk to the floor into fetal position.
END
Epilogue
That night, Harry was brought to the hospital wing. He died later that night from Ron's huge dick. All his organs were mushed up and he bled.
A lot.