Disclaimer: I do not own the song, only the spoofed lyrics. The original belongs to Kristen-Anderson Lopez and Robert Lopez. And Disney.
We Are Identical Twins
Twin 1: All my life there's been a sister who has the same face.
But I don't think that it's so bad.
Twin 2: I was just thinking the same thing. 'Cause like
Now that you've been by my side ever since birth,
I can't imagine one day where you are not there.
Twin 1: When with you…
Twin 2: When with you…
Twin 1: I see my face.
Twin 2: I hear mistakes.
Both: Like people always calling me by your name!
We are identical twins!
Totally identical twins!
Life is so hectic!
Twin 1: With you!
Twin 2: With you!
Twin 1: With you!
Twin 2: With you!
Both: We are identical twins…
Twin 1: I mean it's crazy.
Twin 2: What?
Twin 1: We finish each other's—
Twin 2: Chocolate bars!
Twin 1: *Gasp* I knew that it was you!
Twin 2: It kind of gets-
Both: Annoying, actually!
Jinx! Jinx again!
And our mental synchronization
Can have but one explanation.
You and I -
Twin 1: We're-
Twin 2: - Tele-
Twin 1: - path-
Both: - ic …?
* Music stops and both twins look at each other quizzically, then scoff in unison.*
Both: Nah…!
* Music resumes.*
Twin 1: Say hello…
Twin 2: Say hello…
Both: To all the confusion,
Like getting back each other's test scores!
We are identical twins!
Totally identical twins!
Life is so much fun!
Twin 1: With you!
Twin 2: With you!
Twin 1: With you!
Twin 2: With you!
Both: We are identical twins…
Twin 1: Can I say something crazy?
Twin 2: NO.
Twin 1: Fine… be that way.
A/N: so. This is my spoof for the song "Love is An Open Door" ,which, by the way, I do not own. Please review? Do you like it? Hate it? It is confusing? If so, which parts? Do let me know. Please and Thank you.