Author's Note: Alright! Since I am a lazy ass, I am going to need feedback from people on whether or not I should continue with this story, or whether or not I should write a new one. If for new, write a suggestion for me in a review on what I should write. I am strictly anime, but if I love you, Heh heh heh… I'll try something else. But that's only if I love you.

Okay…This is just a cheap corny romance between our beloved Seto Kaiba and Joey Wheeler. I am temporarily incorporating an original character but tossing her out immediately after for Rioku's sake. She doesn't like original characters.

RiokuAvalon: This is for you! You asked me to do a SetoXJoey a while ago so here is my attempt. I suck, but oh well. I tried.

(Note to all: I do not own any anime well…my original but that's a different story and I especially DO NOT own Yu-Gi-Oh. Though, Seto Kaiba is tied up in Rioku's closet…because we love him!

R & R If you dare.

WARNING: Yaoi in later chapters, some swearing, pansy fighting, corny romance, and some Intermission Skits. Be warned. They are scary. X3 Parental Discression is advised! Just kidding. But seriously...

It was roughly around 10:30pm when he finally finished reorganizing his laptop for work. He combed out his chestnut hair with his slender fingers before retiring to his bedroom to get some much needed rest before facing the dirt of society the next morning. Groggily, the teen made his way to his bedroom and slowly clamored his way into the shower after shedding off his clothing. His body tensed as cold water poured down his lithe frame. Gradually, he was eased into a brief state of relaxation before being jarred by his cell phone. Annoyed to a great extent from being called at such a late hour, he trudged out of the shower, not bothering to put on a towel. Walking behind his desk, he quickly snatched up his cell phone, and flipped it open, putting it to his ear.

"Kaiba."

"I can see you."

Seto's face twisted up in a disgruntled manner only before turning to see a bundle of black hair in his doorway, wielding a cell phone. "Hey big brother."

"Mokuba…Is the cell phone really necessary? And shouldn't you be in bed?" Kaiba growled slowly. He walked out from behind his desk and opened his mouth again to continue but stopped briefly when he was interrupted but a series of small giggles emitting from his younger brother. "What, may I ask, is so amusing?"

Mokuba stifled his laughter and grinned back at the older teen," You're naked."

Seto looked down slowly and realized he had forgotten to grab a towel. He rolled his eyes and shuffled back into the bathroom, acquiring said object. He wrapped it around his waist and walked back out to his room, only to find yet another person standing in the doorway. He furrowed his brow at seeing it was a woman.

She was tall and held a slender frame much like his; short creamy brown hair spilled out of the bun that was not so neatly placed with chopsticks. Her narrow emerald green eyes radiated with a vivacious nature, her slender neck holding a small locket that had the eye of Ra neatly carved into it.

"Well, good evening Mr. Kaiba."

Kaiba scoffed at her greeting. It was one thing to harass him at work, but intruding into his personal living quarters with no warning was unacceptable. What was worse, he knew the woman who was now standing less than five feet away from him.

"Alex…" He snorted shortly," Why is it that you always choose to harass me in the middle of the night?"

"Well…" She started softly, before grinning widely and rubbing her head," I got bored with sending you viruses so I decided to fly here and bug you in person. You're so cute when you squirm!"

Kaiba stumbled slightly before staring at her in a disturbed and slightly disgusted manner before sneering," You disturb me."

She smiled cheerfully before her expression turned dramatically serious. Removing a folded check from her shirt pocket, she cocked her head to the side and grinned. "I have a proposition for you, Kaiba."

Kaiba simply raised his eyebrow as a sign for her to continue.

"I have talked to a few people as of late, and as you know, or Mokuba knows, I'm here to visit my cousin. My company has been successful and we have quite a bit of cash to spare. I wanted to flaunt off my new blueprints to a new program we have come up with for Duel Monsters. Also, I wanted to make a few changes with your temper."

"What do you mean, 'temper?' " Kaiba snapped dangerously. "I do not need your money."

"Well it's just an extra 15.4 million." She grinned widely. "Like I said…successful. Like your virtual reality version of duel monsters, ours is a bit easier to cope with. Also, you don't have to get into those crazy contraptions. We have done some extensive research and gotten Beta Testers to try it out. So far, it's 87 more effective than your device. It will also sell faster, last longer, and be completed in 3 months."

Kaiba nearly stumbled at the amount and cocked his head up to face her. Three months…and15.4 million, eh? That was about half the money to his name as it was. As much as he wanted to watch her be torn to shred by rabid animals, he couldn't help but accept a challenge from one of his only decent business rivals. He sat on the corner of his bed and rubbed his temples. "What is this 'proposition of yours?"

Alex smirked," If you can do one thing for me…I will hand over these blue prints and forever acknowledge your superiority over me. As well as give you the 15.4 million dollars," She sighed briefly as he gave her a stern glare," And I'll stop hacking your companies computer and sending you Trojan Viruses."

A sadistic grin tugged at the corner of his lips before he cleared his throat and nodded," So, what is this that I have to do for you?"

She raised a photo to his face and smiled," Joey Wheeler."

Uaa! I suck at writing but I guess I could say this was meant to suck anyway. Besides, this is my first fic but not my first Yaoi! Muahahaha! Please Review…I suppose. I'll work on the next chapter if I get enough reviews.