A/N: I do not own PJO or HOO in any production or form. Sadly. Now enjoy this oneshot.
I'm Percy Jackson. And there is one thing that I absolutely love. And that is...pizza!
*Ahem*
Here is my ode to pizza. I call it, "Ode to Pizza"
Ode to pizza
Such a bed of tomato sauce
With a blanket of cheese
And a pillow of very soft crust
The bed has stuff animals too
If your child is a princess girl
With pepperoni
And mushroom
And pineapple too!
The pizza is so round
And gets cut into triangles
To share a comforting bed
To someone who has enough
To share a pillow fight
Or a slumbering party
A pizza
My wonderful bed
Is there constantly
In my dreams
While I'm in my pizza bed
In my mind
While I'm daydreaming in class
In anywhere
My pizza follows
A bed that follows me
Its golden brown bottom
Its bright yellow top
My pizza is the best
I love it so much
My pizza is my life
A bed to comfort me
Oh pizza,
I love you,
Won't you marry me?
"PERCY JACKSON!" Annabeth hollered to me. Oh, she seems mad.
"Yea?" I replied, smirking. "Get over here." She strained like she is in pain. Oh, yup. She's jealous of my love to pizza.
"Oh darling, don't be jealous of my relationship with pizza.." I started before she yelled frustrated, before she threw her engagement ring at my face. Wait, engagement ring?
"Sweety! Don't be mad, come on, put it on!" I coaxed...for the next 3 hours.
A/N: Apparently Percy likes pizza, sleeping on soft comfortable beds, and poems. But what he really loves is his own Annabeth.