The gentle breeze, yum! How it smells so good
I can see a robin in the tree
Its orange crest tempting my adventurous soul…
How does bird sound for breakfast?
Alright!
I WILL HUNT IT
No one will dare refuse the great king Louie his right as hunter!
I will get off this couch at once
That's right troops
LEFT TWO THREE FOUR
Hup hup hup hup…
Stretching…
Stretching!
Oh well- I can't get up, I guess I'll have my can of fancy feast after all
Speaking of which…
*GASP*
It is 9:31
My breakfast must be waiting for me.
My tiny little paws pit pat on the floor
Man, my stomach is dragging on the ground again.
Whatever! The bigger stomach you have- the more attractive you are
I walk into my yellow kitchen
The gleaming cans of food are calling my name
Louie, Louie, they say in high pitched wails
EATTTT MEEEE
I'm coming my lovers, I say
I am a Prince! Haha
Saving my dear maidens from the fierce and ferocious DOG FOOD!
How dare a dog come into my palace
What does he think this is… a dog park?
WELL IT SERTENLY…..
Oh nooooo!
The bowl, the gleaming red bowl.
It's EMPTY.
Not a single kibble waiting to be eating.
How dare they forget to feed me?
Don't they know the punishment for neglect?
CLEANING THE LITTER BOX!!!
Haha haha they will suffer now.
But wait…
What's that I hear?
THUMP THUMP THUMP
Oh look I see it
Fuzzy slippers
They are coming towards me!
This can only mean one thing
WAR
I will rip their puff balls apart
Their will be nothing left but a few fuzz balls left.
The survivors will be lucky.
WHERE IS MY ARMY???
How dare they desert me in a time of need?
Their country needs them!
How can they let all of their citizens down?
This is it…
Wait, what are they doing?
I hear it
The clickety clack of a spoon against that precious red bowl
Yummy I can smell the holy smell…
Yes it is!
It's my feast of salmon with smoked vegetables on the side.
A meal fit only for a king, which I am.
I will devoir my rations as if I am a prisoner of war…
OOOOH look- a sparkle.