Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach, or "When you give a Mouse a cookie"

What happens when you give Ulquiorra an ipod.........

First, he steal your itunes card, and use it to buy emo music

Then, he will get the earphones tangled on his horn, and ask you to untangle it and get it off.

And after an hour of untangling, he will want a pen and paper to draw

And he will "borrow" your favorite pen, and use all the ink

Then, he will ask for a razor, and a digital camera.

And after you give this to him, he will run into your room and lock the door.

Then, after two hours, he will come out, and tell you that he used your myspace account to post his emo pictures and poetry.

Then, he will want an "emo bath", and ask for black bubble bath and a green rubber ducky.

So, you will go to the mall/store, and spend hours looking for these items.

And when you get back he will tell you that he's hungry

And that he wants a cookie.

So you will go to the store again, and buy a chocolate chip cookie, and stand in a mile-long line

And when you finally get back, and give him the cookie, he will take a bite and-

Spit it out all over your face.

And he will tell you that he hates chocolate chip, and wanted a oatmeal and raisin cookie instead

So

You will go back to the store, and find out that they have sold out of oatmeal and raisin cookies.

And so, you will walk five miles to the next store, and get the cookie Ulquiorra wanted

And you will stand in a two-mile-long line.

And when you go up to pay, they will charge you a ridiculously high amount of money, and you will spend all of it on the cookie.

And when you get back, and give him the cookie, he will eat it and

Say that he's thirsty, and go into the kitchen, and drink your last soda.

And after, he will want to take his emo bath

And occupy your bathroom for two hours

And use up all the hot water.

And after all of this, he will ask for your ipod again.

So you will get a steel baseball bat and a gun

And tell him he has five seconds to run before you kick his white emo ass.

Okay, that's it! Don't forget to review! If you don't, Ulquiorra will ask for your ipod XD