He did it!

Summery: Get a look at how Inuyasha and Sesshomaru grew up. See why their dad was so irritable sometimes.

He did it!

It was a clear crisp morning and all nature was at peace. All nature was at peace until they heard a bone-chilling roar coming from the castle that belonged to InunoTaishio. After the roar came the sound of breaking dishes, and even some candelabra's tipping over.

"Inuyasha!" Tashio screamed for his youngest.

"Yes father." Came a little reply

"Were you the bright one to put honey all over my shoes!"

"No father that would be Nissan."

"Sesshomaru Miliardo Yukann! GET DOWN HEAR NOW!"

"Father please, im right hear." Came another voice. Tashio looked up and out the open door and noticed his eldest son sitting on the banister

"Did you do this…" he asked as he was sitting down at his desk but his chair was some how different. When he sat on it the bottom of it fell out and he ended up on the floor in an undignified heap. A growl escaped him.

"Do what put honey on your shoes?" Sesshomaru asked in a little voice trying not to laugh while his younger sibling was howling on the floor.

"Your brother said you did."

"Inuyasha you little liar I didn't do that!"

"Then what did you do?' his father asked while standing back up and opening up his office draw. Upon opining this it triggered the clear string that snapped and let a bucket of blackberry juice come tumbling down upon a very un-expecting youkai lord. Because his little angelic son had crushed the blackberry's himself that early morning it was not going to come out of…… anywhere .

"THAT!" Sesshomaru said as he finally gave into a fit of laughter. Both pups stopped when their father began to growl.

"You have to the count of three to get out of my sight."

"But dad, you your self said that you were starting to go gray so I came up with a homemade dye." Sesshomaru said with a smile and a innocent look

"3!"

"MOMMY!" Inuyasha yelled as he saw his dads eyes go red. He followed his brothers lead. They ran almost all over the castle until Sesshomaru made a sharp right, and they went piling into the storage closet.

"Way to go genius." Inuyasha said

"Shut up flea bag." Sesshomaru retorted. Inuyasha just smiled.

"You did get those under control didn't you?" Sesshomaru asked

"You tell me."

"Inuyasha I swear if I get one flea bite on me I will hang you on the close line by your ears."

"Ok, ok yes I got them under control. But why did you have to go edge dad on?"

"What do you mean?"

"You said 'but dad you said you were going gray' or something like that."

"Just to see him get mad I guess…oh crap!"

"What?"

"I just forgot that my poisonous pet rat got out of the cage this morning…"

"But Nissan, mom hates snakes!"

"I know, that's the reason I got him in the first place."

"OOO im telling mama. MOMMY!"

"You idiot! Now he's gonna know where in hear!"

They quickly left the closet, in the process they ended up splitting up. Inuyasha thought that the most safest place was his Nissan's room. He ran up the steps and quickly opened the door and then shut it and locked it. Not realizing that his brother had left the candle burning on the night stand he bumped it by accident. He ran underneath the bed and all of the sudden, about a minute later he felt that it was really hot, next thing was he smelled smoke. He crawled out from underneath the bed, and just in enough time too. He looked and noticed with great horror his older brothers bed was on fire. He decided that he had to get out quick. He reached for the door and started to whimper when he found out that it was locked. He tried to unlock it but he remembered his Nissan saying something like 'don't ever lock it unless you know how to undo it'.

So Inuyasha did the next thing he could think of. After all he was half-youkai right? So he jumped out the window. Luckily for him Sesshomaru was running from his dad and was in the lead, he just so happened to be under his four story bedroom window. He sensed something coming from above and by natural instinct he put his arms out and caught Inuyasha. He sniffed him and said

"Inuyasha why do you smell like smoke?"

"Hehehe, um Nissan I love you!"

"WHAT DID YOU DO?"

"I accidentallysetyourbedonfirei'mreallyreallysorrypleasedon'thurtme!"

"I couldn't understand you! Say it again Inuyasha!" Inuyasha took a deep breath and said

"I accidentally set your bed on fire, im really, really sorry please don't hurt me!"

Sesshomaru dropped Inuyasha and looked down at him incredulously. He had a blank expression and walked calmly away. I'm alive! Inuyasha thought

"DAD! INUYASHA SET MY BED ON FIRE! SAY BYE TO YOUR SON IM GONNA KILL HIM!" Sesshomaru roared.

Keeping true to his word Sesshomaru hunched and was ready to pounce but was stop by his father. Tashio looked at his eldest and would have been proud if it wasn't the fact that his son was after his youngest. Be it as it may his youngest was the victim hear and he promised his wife when she left for a fifteen minute walk that both her sons would still be alive. So he took in Sesshomaru and couldn't help the laughter that came with it. If he were any other being he would be scared to death, but since he was Sesshomaru's father he didn't. They way the pup looked was just to funny for the youkai lord. Sesshomaru' tail was twice his size, his eyes were red-rimmed, and his moon was almost taking up his forehead because of its thickness.

"Sesshomaru, how many times do I have to tell you, you cant kill your brother."

"DAD! WHY ARE YOU ALLWAYS TAKING HIS SIDE!" Sesshomaru yelled.

"Don't take that tone with me."

"Do you even know what he did?"

"No, but I'm sure I'm going to find out."

"He set my bed on fire dad! On FIRE!"

"Inuyasha!"

"Where am I going to sleep from now on! You might as well go ahead and dump me in the village."

"Stop saying that, and if anything else you can seep in his bed and he can come in with me and his mother."

"YOUR LETTING HIM GET AWAY WITH THIS!" Sesshomaru said in near hysterics

"I just now realized that you really have your mother's temper, when you could make her mad."

"THAT'S IT! Dad I'm running away."

And with that Sesshomaru tried to get away when he ran right smack into Iziouay. He slowly looked up and noticed she had such a confused look on her face.

"What happened?" she asked all three answered at the same time but with different answers

"Sesshomaru yelled at me!" Inuyasha said

"INUYASHA SET MY BED ON FIRE!" Sesshomaru yelped

"They were pulling tricks on me again!" was Tashio's reply

"Wow, kids go play I have to talk with your father."

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru left unwillingly and felt sorry for their father.

"I leave you alone with them for fifteen minutes and I come back to my poor little Inuyasha crying his heart out. My little Sesshomaru is hypervenalating over god knows what I your…….." Iziouay herself went into hysterics of laughter.

"My husband the great lord of the west looks like a giant blueberry!"

"It's blackberry! Sesshomaru pulled this little prank."

"Oh my! He sure knows how to make sure you get attention!"

"Oh dear, there's something I forgot to mention…"

"What is it Tashio?"

"That….."

His words were cut short when she herself fell into one of the boys traps. Namely Sesshomaru's. Before she knew it she was covered head to toe in what looked like caramel but smelled like crap.

"That your on their hate list too."

"Sesshomaru! Inuyasha!"

Both came running out from the bushes and said simultaneously pointing at the other

"He did it!"

A/N: Did you like it? Did you hate it? Let me know. Do you think that I should continued it? Tell me what you think. I thought of this all of the sudden and I just had to right it. Please review!