Disclaimer: You people suck, I own Evangelion and you don't. Not really, I
don't own anything. This is very OOC, but it's still funny, what if Shinji
stood up to the little voice in his head.
Voice: You are pathetic. Shinji: Goddamnit, will you stop with the pathetic shit I mean Jesus H. Christ, just get a fucking Thesaurus, it is getting annoying, god go get a life.*Punches voice person in the face* Voice: I thought I was asking the questions? Shinji: Well not any more jackass! * Gives him the finger* you're the pathetic one, you have no life, I mean all you ever do is barrage me with pointless questions. Voice: I am supposed to be asking the questions! Shinji: Yeah, well I was promised a hot chick by Jackass Anno over there * Points thumb at top of page* and the keyword in your sentence is supposed. Voice: But- Shinji: I don't care about your butt damnit, just go away. Voice: No! Shinji: Yes. Voice: No! Shinji: Yes. Voice: No! * Stamps up and down* I DON"T WANNA! Shinji: I am fucking sick of your attitude, now go to your room! Voice: Fine! * stomps to door and opens it, then walks into the identical door behind it* Shinji: Loser, there's no way out, I mean you live here and you don't even know that? Voice: When did you grow a spine? Shinji: Fucking now you mother fucking piece of shit bitch! Voice: * curls into a ball and quivers in a corner of the train* Shinji: Hell yeah bitch!
That was it, short but I hope I made you laugh.Seya.
Voice: You are pathetic. Shinji: Goddamnit, will you stop with the pathetic shit I mean Jesus H. Christ, just get a fucking Thesaurus, it is getting annoying, god go get a life.*Punches voice person in the face* Voice: I thought I was asking the questions? Shinji: Well not any more jackass! * Gives him the finger* you're the pathetic one, you have no life, I mean all you ever do is barrage me with pointless questions. Voice: I am supposed to be asking the questions! Shinji: Yeah, well I was promised a hot chick by Jackass Anno over there * Points thumb at top of page* and the keyword in your sentence is supposed. Voice: But- Shinji: I don't care about your butt damnit, just go away. Voice: No! Shinji: Yes. Voice: No! Shinji: Yes. Voice: No! * Stamps up and down* I DON"T WANNA! Shinji: I am fucking sick of your attitude, now go to your room! Voice: Fine! * stomps to door and opens it, then walks into the identical door behind it* Shinji: Loser, there's no way out, I mean you live here and you don't even know that? Voice: When did you grow a spine? Shinji: Fucking now you mother fucking piece of shit bitch! Voice: * curls into a ball and quivers in a corner of the train* Shinji: Hell yeah bitch!
That was it, short but I hope I made you laugh.Seya.