DO THOSE MONKEYS REALLY NEED THAT BLOWING PIN?
One beautiful day in Forks, Washington, Jasper concluded that he and Bella would attend their high school's football game for once. By half time, the team was losing 64-7, so Jasper decided to put a new twist to the half time show. Dressed and masked as wolverine-penguins, they bounded across the field during the band's performance, stealing any and all of the crowd's attention. Now that they had drawn attention, they used each other as vampire-fast stepping-stones. Showing off every aspect of being supernatural, in public, is something they tend not to do often- often being next to never. The next course of action jasper had planned was to start yelping like flamingos in winter, so he and Bella pulled a few strings to get a helicopter ride to Florida. Upon arriving, they gathered the items they needed to make the best damn night ever. They gathered all local new-casters from around the world to have an event filmed in such ways. When ready, Jasper exited his dressing room, fully dressed as an eccentric carnival clown. He got on the camera, took a deep breath, and honked Bella's nose (her disguise was simply a red clown nose and her Birthday Suit, serving as his assistant). Then they leaped on their unicycles and pedaled back to Forks. They now know never to squeeze a ripe lemon in the middle of a 2nd grade anatomy class at 1:38 in the morning. Especially when the teacher is your mom's sister's brother's daughter's only cousin.
THE END