What up, Grasshopper? This is Wex Major. The narrator for this classic installment of That 90s Show. I don't own a damn thing except this fanfic that was made a long time ago, but never got the chance to show its colors until now. And to take note, That 90s Show's premises takes place around when, the 1990s. When I was at the top of my game. When Homer Simpson, Lenford Leonard, Carlton Carlson, Morris Syzslak (who didn't have an ugly face back then due to plastic surgery), Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Kenneth McCormick, Jonas Zebeth, Lucien Sanchez & Thornton Reed were a part of a band of jolly friends named: The Here & Now Gang. Tonight's episode will feature the whole gang as we recount the events that lead up to the "death" of U.S.S. Enterprise-D over Veridian III in June 14th, 1994 (Stardate 19946.14) while trying to chase a madman obsessed with some heavenly universe known as The Nexus. You'll get a glimpse or so of in-the-fanfic interviews with myself, the Here and Now Gang, and special guest interviews with people like Capt. Jean-Luc Picard, William Riker and other Enterprise-D crew members and others...
So Grasshopper, be purely amazed by the pure '90s nostalgia That 90s Show has to offer. I bet by now you're probably enjoying your Heart of Targ while guzzling down a glass of Klingon Bloodwine with your fellow comrades as they soon head over to Sto-Vo-Kor!
I sincerely hope that you are amazed by the fanfic!