Chapter UNO! Klaine, Fuinn/Finchel, Artie, and Miss Gavelly
(Me = doesn't own Glee or the characters)
Kurt Hummel is now in a relationship with Blaine Anderson
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David Thompson: YEAH! Pay up, Wesley!
Wes Montgomery: grumble...
Blaine Anderson: Um... am I missing something?
Kurt Hummel: Did you guys bet on our relationship?
Wes Montgomery: No! Of course not! David get that cloth out of my mouth. My face is NOT red.
Thad Harwood: It wasn't just them.
Jeff Sterling: THADDEUS! *storms over to Thad's dorm to beat the living crap out of him with Wes's gavel*
Kurt Hummel: This conversation is spiraling out of control.
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Finn Hudson is in a relationship with Quinn Fabray
Finn Hudson: I think.
Quinn Fabray: You THINK?
Rachel Berry: It's because he loves me too, Fabray.
Kurt Hummel: I think you guys broke him. He's sitting there staring at his pictures of Rach, then his pictures of Quinn, then me, then his computer, and now he's ripping his hair out. BRB, guys. *saves Finn*
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Finn Hudson: Thanks, Kurt.
Blaine Anderson: Yeah, thanks, Kurt.
Kurt Hummel: Was that a "THANKS, Kurt" or a "thanks, Kurt?"
Blaine Anderson: The kind that means "thanks for being the best guy ever and saving me from the poop head that is Jeremiah Harvard and being my boyfriend, Kurt!"
Kurt Hummel: ... That was the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me! I love you, Blaine!
Finn Hudson: How did this go from Fuinn and Finchel to Klaine?
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Artie Abrams: is considering transferring to Dalton. :,(
Wes Montgomery: Are you sane?
Kurt Hummel: Run, Artie. RUN. Er, Roll, Artie. ROLL.
Artie Abrams: talked to Kurt and Blaine and decided. not to rip off a Kurt quote or anything, but... ARTIE ABRAMS IS STAYING AT MCKINLEY!
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Wes Montgomery: Contrary to popular belief, David, I am not obsessed with Miss Gavelly- BACKSPACE WHY WON'T YOU WORK?- and do NOT need a gavel-vention!
David Thompson: Dude, I heard you talking to it HER DAVID HER last night. Keyboard theif.
Will Shuester: You misspelled thief, David.
Wes Thompson: WOAH STALKER!
Will Shuester: Not stalker, New Directions director.
Kurt Hummel: Mr. Shue?
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A/N: Sooo? Like it? Love it? Want to make it watch Twilight as punishment for sucking? Why not rreevviieeww? PS- if it only says blahblah is in a relationship with yaddayadda, they both posted it. K? K.