Ways not to cry-By Parker.
Hold your breath for 5 seconds
Stare(without blinking at a fixed object(works better with no.1)
Stand in the rain
Look up at the sky until you no longer feel like crying
Think of something funny(like Hardison's idiotic fear of heights)
Bungie off the tallest building you can find
Steal something from a museum
Sleep until it's humanly impossible not to sleep anymore
Throw fire crackers at random people.
Blow stuff up just because
Talk to the people in your head (really they help) but be careful you never know who's in your head.
Talk to your plant-if you have one.
Hit the skyscrapers; the view is amazing
Don't think about anything((this is very important)
If it all failed Parker would just duck her head and run for it. Sticking to the rooftops she knew so well, she'd run until the air on her face dried her tears and no evidence remained that she ever cried at all.
Because if you asked her or anyone else Parker didn't cry-not ever. It just wasn't something she did-never ever. And she knew that even her team thought so- she hid so far inside herself there was no way they would ever find her.
And if she did cry, if she cried so much sometimes that she thought she had no tears left-which wasn't true at all tears never ran out not ever they seemed to come from somewhere deep inside her and the feeling of missing something she didn't even know what it was but it hurt and so she cried.
Then Parker was the only one that would know, she never cried but if she did no one would know it happened-because it dint happen.
Parker just wasn't the kind to cry-that's what they all thought that's what they all knew.
