Disclaimer: I don't own Red vs Blue, it belongs to Rooster Teeth.
Note: Not really set in a certain time or after a certain episode.
This is my first fanfic so please no flames. Constructive criticism is always welcome though! Also Lopez's Spanish may be wrong as I don't speak Spanish. Enjoy
RED VS. BLUE: The Great Switch
At Blood Gulch the red and the blue soldiers were lined up across from each other. But instead of fighting or yelling at each other they were just standing there. They were a good distance apart and they were all talking to their own team mates.
Blue
"Why are we out here Church?" complained Tucker
"It's one of Doc's stupid plans to end the war." replied Church who was surveying the canyon with the sniper rifle. "Apparently we have to exchange one of our soldiers for one of the Red's"
"And how is that going to end the war?"
"I really don't know, Doc was going on about it before but I wasn't listening much. Something about walking in your enemies shoes and how understanding is the key to peace. I think he found some of Captain Flower's old motivational books."
"I told you we should have burned those."
Caboose who was just standing there jumped into the conversation. "Ohh and we could roast marshmallows on the fire! And tell stories and sing songs and---" he babbled on.
Church talked over him. "Yah that's why we didn't burn them. Shut up Caboose!"
"Is Tex still off looking for O'Malley?" Tucker asked.
"Yah, I think so. Though that's probably a good thing. Imagine Tex on the Red team." Church shuddered at that thought."
Red
"This is going to be awesome!" Donut called out with his usual enthusiasm.
"What are you crazy? This is the stupidest idea Doc's had yet!" Protested Grif. "How is exchanging members of our team supposed to help get peace?"
"Easy Scumbag" Sarge answered. "The person sent over to the Blues will find out as much information as possible. With our inside information well crush those Blue jackals in an enormous battle."
"That's your definition of peace, a giant battle?"
"No idiot. When we defeat the blues (with the loss of only one of our own soldiers) then we will have peace."
"Great plan Sir" Simmons piped up.
"Ugh. I just hope you're leaving Simmons." Grif sighed
"Shut up, no one likes you."
"Whatever"
Canyon
"Just think guys" Doc said to Shelia and Lopez in between the two armies. "We can use this chance to bring peace to Red and Blue! Isn't that awesome."
"Esto nunca trabajara." "This will never work" Lopez spoke up with his usual monotone Spanish.
"We should begin now." Shelia said.
"Good idea. Okay Shelia, Lopez, would one of you like to pick the names of the soldiers?"
"I do not have hands."
"Soy un idiota principal" "I'm a head, idiot."
"Ok I'll pick." He pulled two names out of the bins. "Okay I have the names."
Both teams heard him and stopped talking.
"Ok!" Doc called out "I would like the two soldiers named to come to the center of the canyon." He slowly opened the two folded pieces of paper. "Sarge and...Tex"
Blue
"Great" said Church "We get their crazy Sargent and they get Tex...Wait what? Tex isn't even here."
"Hey don't tell me dude. Tell Doc." Tucker replied
"Doc! Tex isn't here!!" Church called out.
Canyon
"What this will ruin everything" a mysterious voice muttered "Fine say Church."
"Okay then. Church you can take Tex's place." Doc called out.
Blue
"What?" exclaimed Church. "Fine at least I'll get away from you idiots." He started walking.
" Bye Church!" Caboose called out. "I will miss you."
"Yah yah." He ran to the middle of the canyon.
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Ending the chapter with so many questions...
Who was the voice?, Why is Shelia helping Doc? and where is Tex?
The plot thickens, wait can the plot thicken if I've just started? Oh well
Well I hope you liked the first part, please review. I'll write another chapter soon.:)