Voldemort's Solution

by alawnnah

Voldemort is trying to deal with an issue that is bothering him. He has sent his followers on a quest to find a solution to his problem. Lucius Malfoy has returned to him with a muggle product that he hopes will satisfy the needs of his Master. Lets just hope that it works.

Ashley and Martin's

Chapter 1

"My Lord" Lucius Malfoy said to capture Voldemort's attention. "We have discovered a product to relieve you of the issue you are currently facing. We have found a product that will finally let you have your gorgeous hair again."

Voldemort eyes widened with shock for a few moments before he composed himself.

Since Voldemort's return, he has faces the issue of being bald. He has no hair whatsoever. His loyal followers had been trying to find the solution for this issue and has finally come across it.

"Really? And what is this 'solution' you have found to resolve my current... situation?" asked Voldemort. He had doubted that any of his followers would find the solution and Malfoy Snr for that matter? He was absolutely stunned. Although Malfoy is faithful, he is not always reliable and neither is his son. Remember that night in the astronomy tower? Draco did not have the courage to finish Dumbledore off in his moment of weakness

'Flashback'

"Finish him Draco! What are you waiting for? Kill him!" screamed Draco's deranged aunt.

Though Draco intended to kill Dumbledore, he could not bring himself to kill his old Headmaster.

"I'll do it" exclaimed Snape Ashe stepped forward and looked Albus in the eyes and uttered those two words.

"Arvada Kedavra".

And with that, Dumbledore was sent falling off the edge of the Astronomy Tower.

'End of Flashback'

"This product I speak of, My Lord, is Ashley & Martin's" exclaimed Lucius.