Metalocalypse haiku's yes I was that bored
Red hair like fire- jade green eyes that shine brightly -I'd lick his sausage.
Today I'll show him- I'll lay my heart bare for him - crap he's kissing Nate.
Pressed against the wall- there lips touch passionately -I can only watch.
Skwisgaar loves Toki- Pickles is fucking Nathan - there's no one for me.
I slice at my flesh- flowing blood pain slips away -the knife is solace.
I sit sad and lost- he sits and hands me a beer -thank god for Knubbler.
Soft silky gold hair- mechanical eyes shine green -I'm falling for him.
I'm shaking so hard- I gather up my courage -I confess my love.
He hears what I said- he gathers me in his arms -he says he loves me.
Cyborg eyes meet mine- I'm caressed by sweet pale hands -at last love for me.