Ok, this is a one-shot and, well, it's just for fun. This has nothing to do with the HBP (just a warning…). So review, if you want to, so ya! Happy Reading!

-GrEeN

PS: I own nothing! Ok! ON WITH THE STORY!

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After finishing a wonderful meal, provided by Mrs. Molly Weasley, the Weasleys (which included Arthur, Molly, Ron, Ginny, Bill, Charlie, Fred and George), along with Harry Potter and Hermione Granger, sat around the dinner table, discussing their plans for the summer. School had just gotten out and everybody was very excited for the summer up ahead. They were all in their own little conversations (Arthur, Molly, Charlie and Bill in one and the rest in another).

"So," started Fred to Ron. "What are your plans for this summer?"

"Well, I dunno. I haven't really thought about it much…" He replied.

"Look, Ron. All you have to do is eat" started George.

"Drink" Fred continued.

"And be merry!" They finished together.

"Mary? Who is Mary? I don't want to be Mary! I want to be Ron! Hermione! Tell them I don't want to be Mary! Tell them!" Ron said, growing more confused, upset and red by the second.

Rolling her eyes she decided to toy with Ron's emotions and brain for a bit. "Well, I think the name Mary would suit quite you nicely! Don't you think so, Harry?"

"Why of course!" Harry replied, catching on rather quickly with Hermione's plan. "As a matter of fact, why, I think we should start call you Mary right now! You are no longer Ronald, my dear friend, but Mary instead!" He stated.

At this Ginny giggled and added "Oh Mary! I've always wanted a sister!"

"NO!" Shouted Ron rather upset. "YOU!" he cried, standing up while pointing at Fred and George.

"Us." They replied in unison.

"You!" He said once again, slightly confused.

"Mary! Sit down this instance!" Mrs. Weasley ordered.

Going very pale, Ron stared at his mother. "Not you too, mum!"

All the sudden everybody stopped what they where doing to let in a beautiful owl, which had a very official looking letter attached to its leg.

"It's for you, Mary" Said Mr. Weasley, handing the letter to his youngest son.

Snatching the letter from his father's hand, Ron replied very coolly "My name is RON! RON!" He then tore open the envelope and found letter from Dumbledore inside.

The letter contained this:

Dear Mary Weasley,

You have been selected head girl for the upcoming school year. Congratulations! This is a very big honor and I do hope that you do not take the responsibility lightly. Have a good summer and I look forward to working with you and Mr. Malfoy (the new head boy) in the upcoming year! Again, congratulations!

Professor Dumbledore

A gold and maroon badge fell out of the envelope and into Ron's shaking hand directly after Ron finished reading the letter out loud.

"Well done, Mary!" Shouted Hermione, slightly shocked that it had not been HER chosen for the position of Head Girl.

"I agree with Hermione, Mar! Congrats!" Added Harry.

"But, this, I, well, NO!" Ron said lamely.

"Oh dear, congratulations!" Mrs. Weasley told him, giving him a big hug. "I always knew you'd make me proud, Mary!"

"Oh no!" Fred said.

"It's a female version of Percy!" Finished George.

"NOOOO!" Wailed Ron. Things began to go blurry for Ron when all of the sudden he wokeup.He then sat up,sweating profusely.

"Are you ok?" Hermione asked, sitting next to him on his bed.

"Oh, 'Mione! I had the worst bloody dream I've ever had! It was horrible!" Ron told her.

"Why don't you tell me about it, Mary." Hermione urged him.

"What? No!"

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YAY! It's over now! Ron can go back to being Ron! Ok so what did you think? Tell me! REVIEW! Oh, and thanks for reading!

-GrEeN