Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts…nor do I control the Organization…if I did…oh, so much love…so much…

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The Announcement

Time: 8:30 A.M Monday Morning

Location: Castle Oblivion, Dinning Room

It was like a morgue…only without the people crying. Half of the 12 members of the Organization within the large, white dinning room looked as if they were going to die of starvation, for it was Xemnas' turn to cook, and everyone knew he was as good a cook as Zexion was at being social.

"Axel," Roxas moaned, tugging at Axel's sleeve. "I'm hungry."

Axel growled, how dare Xemnas make his precious Roxas wait for food! "Saïx!"

Said man lifted his head off the table to give Axel a sleepy glare. "What?"

"Make your little boyfriend work faster! Some people are hungry." Axel smirked.

Saïx rolled his eyes, and put his head back on the table. Saix was no fun to mess with in the morning…or during a New Moon phase.

"I want waffles…" Larxene muttered

"Damn it Larxene! Didn't we establish the rule to never say the 'w' word again?!" Luxord hissed.

"Oops…" she muttered as Demyx and Axel jumped up and started singing.

"Do you like waffles?"

"Ya we like waffles!"

"Do you like pancakes?"

"Ya we like pancakes!"

"Do you French Toast?"

"Ya we like French Toast!"

"Ca-Ca-Ca- Can't wait to get a mouth full!" Demyx finished, and sat back down.

Saix grumbled. "Who the hell showed them that damned AMV anyway?!"

"Xigbar did." Vexen said calmly. Xigbar grinned and waved.

"OW! Damn it!" the kitchen door opened and Xemnas came out, balancing a large tray with that mornings breakfast. He quickly passed out the plates of eggs and bacon, and plopped down in an empty seat next to Saix.

"Morning Saix!" Xemnas said, smiling slightly. Axel and Demyx snickered, as Xemnas slid his chair closer to Saïx's and wrapped an arm around his waist.

Saix just rolled his eyes and didn't move…or eat. Xemnas had an un written rule: Saix was his. And Xemnas had no idea that Saix didn't see him, nor wished to see him as anything more than his Superior So Xemnas was left with his one sided want.

They ate quickly …the way they ate reminded Saix of a group of rabid fangirls attacking a brand new Cloud Strife plushie…that was something he didn't want to relive again…not ever. As soon as everyone was finished, Xemnas stood up.

"I have an announcement." Xemnas began.

"Awww! Are you and Saix getting married?!" Axel snorted.

"I wish…" Xemnas muttered just loud enough for Saix to hear. "No, but…well since everyone has been working so hard-"

Xaldin snorted. "Hehehehe hard…" Everyone glared at him. "Sorry…"

"As I was saying…You're all working so well I think we deserve a break, so…I arrange for us all to go on vacation." Xemnas explained. He was rewarded with half the Organization squealing in delight, and the other half smiling slightly, and Saix…grunted in acknowledgment.

"Where are we going?" Larxene asked excitedly.

"It's a surprise!" he said in a supposed sexy voice, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively at Saix.

Saix groaned. He just knew this damned vacation was….going to be full of him getting groped…and possible if he wasn't careful…raped…damn horny Xemnas…."Damn vacation…"

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A/N: Alright…well this is my attempt at breaking writers block…and this is also my pathetic attempt at humor! YAY! Short yes..but its first chapter...ge over it.

I do actually have some ideas for this…and I have also found out that I have what I call: Extreme-Saix-love-syndrome…I just feel like I have to write about him…I have no idea why…oh well

Tell me what you think of my attempt! So….press the bluish-purple button in the corner!

FYI that is an AMV on you tube….its funny and that song gets stuck in your head really fast!