Crash and Burn: The Story Behind The Smiles

by CrashBurnGlobal

You thought these characters were happy all the time. Boy oh boy you were wrong. This series explains the darker side of these colorful characters.

(WHAT'S GOOD?! After a long time doing absolutely nothing, I decided to pursue my career on this blasted website. So this one kinda needs some explaining. SO the basics are C and B are living in their places, alongside all that they own and all those down there in fog swamp. But there are some troubles in their lives. I will go deeper into this later. SO shall we begin?)

Chapter one: Average life

I woke up in the morning to the sound of gunshots. Crash. I crawled out of my bed, which was the bottom bunk out of our bunk beds. I slipped on some blue jeans that were a day overdue on their trip to the hamper. The worst that happened to them is I spilt some engine grease on them while I was working on the generator. I walked downstairs to the sight of Crash sitting on our red two person couch gaming in his pajamas.

"Morning." Crash said. "It's about time you woke up."I shrugged and walked downstairs. "Your plate is a little rusty." He said. I looked down a the metal plate fused to my chest to protect my heart, and scratched at the bit of rust on the corner. After doing so I walked into the kitchen and flicked on the light switch. It sparked then flickered on. "Faulty wires. I need to fix that today." I said to myself.

I got a couple eggs out of the fridge and cooked myself an omelet. "Hey can you pop a burrito in the microwave? I'm about to slam some sense into Dr. Tranquil." Crash asked. I scoffed and grabbed one out of the fridge, and put it on a plate and into the microwave. I brought my breakfast to the couch, and sat down to Crash. I took a huge bite of my omelet, and picked up my controller.

My green character sprite popped on the screen next to Crash's blue struggled to keep up as soon as my fingers touched the buttons. Pixel bullets shot out of the characters gun, and blasted everything in it's way, leaving death in it's wake. "Come on man! I had a good thing going!" Crash said. "Hey, sucks to suck. For real now." She threw his controller across the room and went into the kitchen to get his burrito. A great morning with a great end.