AN: So, I don't know what possessed me to write a Misa fic, but here we are! This will just be short 1,000 word or less snippets of Misa's life. This is meant to be humor, but will probably encompass some drama as well (I can't help myself ^^). There will be special features such as the "Why Light is Amazing List" and the "Why L is a creepy pervert list" among other things. Please review! This is my first time writing from the perspective of a girl or a not-so-bright person. It was tricky!

And let me take this moment to say- THE FANFICTION TERRORISM MUST STOP! My story, 'Interrogation' got deleted! :'( But anyways, On with the show! -crazy applause-

Dear Diary,

Omigod I love saying that! It is so cute! It's just like I'm an adorable little girl again, only now I'm an adorable super famous model! I haven't written in a diary since I was like, twelve. But I decided to get a new one, because I've had a lot on my mind recently. It's really overwhelming! There are so many thoughts bubbling in my head that I can't say! Normally I just say what's on my mind, but ever since I got this super cool notebook, I can't anymore!

No, diary, don't flatter yourself, I was talking about a different notebook! And get this- it's just like the notebook Kira uses to kill people! I know right? When I first got it, I was a little scared. I mean it kinda comes with a Shinigami. Kind of like when you buy a bottle of nail polish and get another one free.

But before you get used to them, Shinigami are terrifying! When I first met Rem, I nearly had a heart attack! Don't tell her this, but she's really ugly. Hideous! It's so bad that for the first couple of days, I thought she was a man! I only found out I was wrong because she told me. It was so embarrassing! I was getting undressed, and for some reason, she was staring at me!

"You perverted old man!" I had shouted. "Stop staring at me!"

She had looked away, ashamed, and had said, "Actually, I am female."

I felt just awful! No matter how ugly someone is, as long as they're nice to me, I'd never insult them to their face! I tried to apologize, but she just brushed it off. Rem is like that. No matter how rude or snippy I am to her, she immediately forgives me- even if I don't say sorry!

You know, the funny thing is, she still does watch me undress. It's kind of strange. She's totally ogling at me. If she was a guy it would be really perverted! But she's a girl and girls don't like girls, so it's probably just another one of her quirks. Maybe she's searching for Melanoma or something. She's always been protective.

Anyways, back to the notebook. It's black and really cool looking. It's called the Death Note. I don't really know how to describe it... it's just kinda... deadly. So apparently, you just write the name of someone, and forty seconds later, they have a heart attack. Unless, of course, you specify some other way you want them to die, or another time. God, there's so many rules! I probably should read them all, but reading makes me sad. It's totally boring! So, Rem just tells me all I need to know when it comes up. I'll find Kira for sure!

Oh! Sorry diary, I forgot to tell you the MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER! So, you want to know why all of this Death Note Shinigami garble is pressing on my mind? Because I'm going to use the Death Note to find Kira! I've wanted to meet him for so long- practically since he started judging! You see, my parents were killed by this guy who never got prosecuted. I know right? Totally not cool! He killed my parents and nothing happened! I used to have fantasies about him dying- writhing in pain while I laughed at him.

I would scream, "That's what you deserve you bastard!"

And I'd laugh, and I'd laugh, until my heart would burst with joy and the sound of my own laughter would wake me up. My eyes would snap open to black misery. Because I always knew in an instant that that guy is not dead, that he's still out there. He got away with murder! It was horrible, living in the same world that he was alive in.

Then one day, justice was finally served. The son of a bitch died, and I laughed. I laughed and I laughed, and it was so much better than my dreams, because this time it was real. He was really dead! And I could laugh as loud as I wanted and never have to wake up to a harsh reality ever again!

Kira killed him.

I idolize him for that. I love him for that. And I want to meet him. I'll do whatever it takes! I will find this wonderful man that changed my life. And if possible, I want to help him. Everyone needs to know that Kira is right and everyone else is wrong, simple as that! Especially that stupid detective guy. Er... L, I think? What kind of a name is that? It's a letter. Gawd, have some class!

And he was so mean to Kira! I saw him on TV a while ago. He was all like "Kill me, Kira, go ahead!" He was taunting him! And you just can't do that with Kira, because Kira's better that everyone! And I'm going to meet him if it's the last thing I do! I'm so exited! So... sorry diary, but I've got to go. I'm thinking of recording a broadcast or something to contact Kira, but I don't know. I'll think of something! ...Or Rem will. Rem's better at thinking! Goodnight!

Love,

The amazing, talented, and beautiful ~Misa Amane~