Okay guys this is a basic parody crossover I know its rubbish but Nyan…..
Momo Ichigo xoxo
So time for a disclamer
Elle: Momo Ichigo does not own Bleach or deathnote!
Momo: YOU MEANIE!
Elle: but she wishes she could
Momo: YAY!
Elle: but she never will
Momo: HA! I WILL ASK SANTA CLAUS!
Elle: you never belived in him till you watch Hayate No gotoku! For the last time- HE IS NOT REAL!
Momo: depression…(sniffles)
Deathnote Bleach style! a play
Narrator: two years before Ichigo came to be in the soul society….Aizen is still good….so what made him so Psycho? Well that is where our tale begins. It was a really hot day in the soul society- no really! You could probably fry and egg on Ikkaku's head if you were desperate… (Actually guess what Yachiru was doing) and on that day there was a Vice Capitan meeting! (yay! Utter boring) but one of our vice captains were missing O_O
Momo: *sniffles* NOO! LIGHT NOO!
Unohana: shes been saying that for a while now….im getting worried…
Momo: YAY! MISA! LET'S MAKE OUR LOVE RIVALS FAT!
Rangiku: AHAH! IT'S DEATHNOTE! It targets impressionable children with idea's that Shinigami look like monsters….it seems Momo chan likes it….
Unohana: okay…..(backs away slowly)
Rangiku: hey Momo chan! Is that deathnote I see in your hand?
Momo: hai…..i love you light!
Rangiku: hey….i've just thought!
Momo: what? What!
Rangiku: Aizen is like Light! And Toshiro is Near! And- Momo?
Momo: (crying eyes out) Misa has aizen taicho?
Rangiku: (Sweatdrops) Momo chan….stop crying?
Momo: (crys harder) BUT I LOVE AIZEN TAICHO!
Rangiku: yeah….i'll tell you the idea later…..