Just a cute little one-shot that my mind thought up at one in the morning. Hope it's not too cheesy.

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"Dad, it's not that bad! Why are you overreacting like this?"

"Why am I overreacting? Because my son is dating an eighteen year old, that's why! You think I can just sit here while you tell me you're dating some, some, some, child, then you've got another thing coming."

"Dad, she's eighteen, not eight. It's only three years. Why are you making this such a big deal?"

"Johnny, she's barely legal! You're already an adult, and you have been for a while, but she just finished high school for goodness' sakes!"

Mavis chose this moment to enter the conversation.

"Actually, Mr. um, Harker, I was homeshooled."

Johnny grimaced at his girlfriend's wonderful timing. His dad turned to him with an, if it was possible, even more infuriated expression.

"She's homeschooled, huh. When were you gonna mention that part, Johnny? When her parents called the police on you? Homeschooled kids are so sheltered, and I'm not saying that's a bad thing, but I can't let this happen."

"Dad, if you'd just listen, I could explain that this is all just-"

"No, Johnny, I won't let this go any further than it has. You are taking advantage of this innocent girl, and I won't let it happen. You need to stop all this nonsense and let her go home. I really expected more from you, young man. You've always acted so mature, and been a good role model for your brothers, but you've crossed a line, mister. Now, I have to tell you that I'm not judging you, but this has gone on long enough, and-"

"Oh for goodness' sake, dad, SHE'S A VAMPIRE!"

"Really?"

"Yes! That's what I've been trying to tell you, Mavis isn't eighteen, she's one-hundred and eighteen."

"Oh."

Johnny's dad seemed to ponder this for a moment.

"O.K."

Both Johnny and Mavis looked rather perplexed.

"That's it?"

"You're just O.K. with me being Contessa Mavis Dracula?"

He scratched his head a bit.

"I guess so. I mean, I have questions, but they can wait. Mavis Dracula, huh?"

"Yup."

Mr. Harker chuckled a little bit, then looked at his son.

"Well, I never would have thought that my clumsy offspring could score a beautiful, famous, royal, older woman. Way to go, Johnny!"

"Dad!"

Mavis just smiled a bit and shook her head. Clearly there was a lot she still had to learn about humans.

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