My own attempt at a parody, L-sama help us.
Amelia poured herself some lemonade as she relaxed on a towel. Her beach umbrella shading her from the sun's rays. She looked down at her cute yellow one-piece swimming suit and smiled.
"Yeah!" Xellos yelled as he was taming a small wave his hair getting soaked. Filia clutched her hammer and glared at the surfing mazoku. She quickly shook her head as face started to heat up.
"Stupid namagomi. Why doesn't he help? It's hot I wanna play in the water too." Filia mumbled sweat slowly dripping from her forehead. Her blue two- piece not providing a lot of protection from the sun as she hammered on the boat. Lina looked at her with a pleading look wearing a two-piece orange swimsuit.
"Come on, Filia. The faster we repair this boat. We can go back home." She said. "Although it would be easier if our magic worked or you could transform." Lina and Filia turned their heads as they heard a splash and laughing. It was Xellos clutching his surf boarding in his left arm.
"Just give up on the boat and have fun already. You two are the only one's working on it." He mused pointing to Martina and Amelia drinking lemonade in the shade. Syphiel, Gourry, and young Val building a sand castle. Zangalus and Zelgadis were playing a small game of volleyball. Xellos laughed at the two and started to splash water at them. Filia eyes grew red with rage and she clutched onto her hammer harder.
"Why you.......Namagomi!" she yelled trying to bash her head in his face. Xellos laughed and avoided each of her assaults. They both started to run around Lina who placed her hands on her lips.
"You two enough of this. Xellos stop teasing Filia. Filia stop provoking Xellos." She yelled rubbing her temples. Xellos laughed and continued to tease the dragon.
"C'mon. C'mon Fi-chan." He teased opening one eye. Filia growled and chased him.
"You're dead!" she growled as they both trampled through Syphiel, Gourry and Val's castle.
"Hey!" they yelled in unison. Xellos and Filia ignored them continued with their quarrel until they were running along the beachside of a mysterious island.
****FLASBACK****
Filia waved a handmade fan in her face. "Man it's hot! Maybe we should have gone to Saillune castle for the reunion." Filia sighed as her friends decided to go to her house for their annual reunion. Not knowing there was a heat wave going on in the town Filia lived. Lina rubbed a piece of ice against her forehead.
"Val, can you do me a favour and get Lina-neesan something to drink?" she asked hoping the young dragon to get up. He lolled his pink tongue out at her and shook his head. Lina groaned. "Gourry, Amelia, Zelgadis, Syphiel could you...." Lina would've continued but they cut her off.
"No!" they yelled the heat getting on their nerves. The doorbell rang and Filia turned her head. She heard it ring again and Filia gave a large yawn. Amelia looked at her.
"Filia, aren't you going to get the door?" she asked. A light bulb appeared before Filia and she got up. She opened the door and there burst in Zangalus and Martina. They bounded into the living room, looking at the edgy and extremely sweaty group. Martina smiled.
"Guess what?" she questioned. Everyone rolled their eyes while Val laid down to take a nap.
"What!" they groaned. Martina smiled and gave the v-sign.
"My hubbie, Zangalus just rented a yacht. We can go sailing and enjoy the cool breath." She exclaimed. That caught everyone's attention and both Filia and Val wagged their tails anxiously. Lina stood up and smiled.
"What are we waiting for? Lets get to that yatch, everyone!" she yelled. Everyone stood up and raised their fists.
"Yeah!" they yelled.
~***~
Filia breezed in the fresh air as they sailed the open seas. "Hey, where are we?" she asked. Lina shrugged looking up to Zangalus who was looking frantically at the map. Filia's tail popped out again and her face grimaced. Lina noticed her new composure.
"Something wrong......ack Xellos." Lina said as the mysterious priest himself showed up. He smiled wearing a light breezy yellow shirt and black shorts.
"Hello everyone. Hello Fi-chan." He said giving her a small wink. Filia blushed and turned her back to him. Val noticed the fruitcake mazoku and ran up to him and gave him a hug. Filia shuddered inwardly. Zelgadis walked up to the mazoku holding the young dragon.
"So Xellos why are you here now?" he asked getting Filia's keen attention. Xellos smiled at the chimera.
"What, I can't relax with my friends on a boat." He said placing Val up on his shoulders. Everyone sweatdropped and continued to go on with their business. Xellos smiled and went to sit down with his golden dragon. "So, how's it been going for Fi-chan?" Xellos asked letting Val run off. Filia smiled at Val who scuttled off. Filia swished her tail and unsheathed her mace and brought it down upon his head.
"Why are you hear you mazoku filth?" she hissed. She would've continued her assault when Gourry yelled something.
"Storm clouds. Storms clouds are right beside us!" he yelled. Everyone turned their attention and panicked as the wind swept them and their boat away deep into the sea.
****END FLASHBACK****
"Come back here you steaming pile if filth!" Filia yelled throwing boulders at the giddy mazoku. Xellos smiled and thought inwardly.
"Well my mission is looking like a total bust to find the dragon's pot without any magic, but I'm having lots of fun with Fi-chan." He thought as he continued to run from the angry dragon. Unaware of the other beings that came upon that island were lurking in the shadows.
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How you like so far? Bye-Bye.
Amelia poured herself some lemonade as she relaxed on a towel. Her beach umbrella shading her from the sun's rays. She looked down at her cute yellow one-piece swimming suit and smiled.
"Yeah!" Xellos yelled as he was taming a small wave his hair getting soaked. Filia clutched her hammer and glared at the surfing mazoku. She quickly shook her head as face started to heat up.
"Stupid namagomi. Why doesn't he help? It's hot I wanna play in the water too." Filia mumbled sweat slowly dripping from her forehead. Her blue two- piece not providing a lot of protection from the sun as she hammered on the boat. Lina looked at her with a pleading look wearing a two-piece orange swimsuit.
"Come on, Filia. The faster we repair this boat. We can go back home." She said. "Although it would be easier if our magic worked or you could transform." Lina and Filia turned their heads as they heard a splash and laughing. It was Xellos clutching his surf boarding in his left arm.
"Just give up on the boat and have fun already. You two are the only one's working on it." He mused pointing to Martina and Amelia drinking lemonade in the shade. Syphiel, Gourry, and young Val building a sand castle. Zangalus and Zelgadis were playing a small game of volleyball. Xellos laughed at the two and started to splash water at them. Filia eyes grew red with rage and she clutched onto her hammer harder.
"Why you.......Namagomi!" she yelled trying to bash her head in his face. Xellos laughed and avoided each of her assaults. They both started to run around Lina who placed her hands on her lips.
"You two enough of this. Xellos stop teasing Filia. Filia stop provoking Xellos." She yelled rubbing her temples. Xellos laughed and continued to tease the dragon.
"C'mon. C'mon Fi-chan." He teased opening one eye. Filia growled and chased him.
"You're dead!" she growled as they both trampled through Syphiel, Gourry and Val's castle.
"Hey!" they yelled in unison. Xellos and Filia ignored them continued with their quarrel until they were running along the beachside of a mysterious island.
****FLASBACK****
Filia waved a handmade fan in her face. "Man it's hot! Maybe we should have gone to Saillune castle for the reunion." Filia sighed as her friends decided to go to her house for their annual reunion. Not knowing there was a heat wave going on in the town Filia lived. Lina rubbed a piece of ice against her forehead.
"Val, can you do me a favour and get Lina-neesan something to drink?" she asked hoping the young dragon to get up. He lolled his pink tongue out at her and shook his head. Lina groaned. "Gourry, Amelia, Zelgadis, Syphiel could you...." Lina would've continued but they cut her off.
"No!" they yelled the heat getting on their nerves. The doorbell rang and Filia turned her head. She heard it ring again and Filia gave a large yawn. Amelia looked at her.
"Filia, aren't you going to get the door?" she asked. A light bulb appeared before Filia and she got up. She opened the door and there burst in Zangalus and Martina. They bounded into the living room, looking at the edgy and extremely sweaty group. Martina smiled.
"Guess what?" she questioned. Everyone rolled their eyes while Val laid down to take a nap.
"What!" they groaned. Martina smiled and gave the v-sign.
"My hubbie, Zangalus just rented a yacht. We can go sailing and enjoy the cool breath." She exclaimed. That caught everyone's attention and both Filia and Val wagged their tails anxiously. Lina stood up and smiled.
"What are we waiting for? Lets get to that yatch, everyone!" she yelled. Everyone stood up and raised their fists.
"Yeah!" they yelled.
~***~
Filia breezed in the fresh air as they sailed the open seas. "Hey, where are we?" she asked. Lina shrugged looking up to Zangalus who was looking frantically at the map. Filia's tail popped out again and her face grimaced. Lina noticed her new composure.
"Something wrong......ack Xellos." Lina said as the mysterious priest himself showed up. He smiled wearing a light breezy yellow shirt and black shorts.
"Hello everyone. Hello Fi-chan." He said giving her a small wink. Filia blushed and turned her back to him. Val noticed the fruitcake mazoku and ran up to him and gave him a hug. Filia shuddered inwardly. Zelgadis walked up to the mazoku holding the young dragon.
"So Xellos why are you here now?" he asked getting Filia's keen attention. Xellos smiled at the chimera.
"What, I can't relax with my friends on a boat." He said placing Val up on his shoulders. Everyone sweatdropped and continued to go on with their business. Xellos smiled and went to sit down with his golden dragon. "So, how's it been going for Fi-chan?" Xellos asked letting Val run off. Filia smiled at Val who scuttled off. Filia swished her tail and unsheathed her mace and brought it down upon his head.
"Why are you hear you mazoku filth?" she hissed. She would've continued her assault when Gourry yelled something.
"Storm clouds. Storms clouds are right beside us!" he yelled. Everyone turned their attention and panicked as the wind swept them and their boat away deep into the sea.
****END FLASHBACK****
"Come back here you steaming pile if filth!" Filia yelled throwing boulders at the giddy mazoku. Xellos smiled and thought inwardly.
"Well my mission is looking like a total bust to find the dragon's pot without any magic, but I'm having lots of fun with Fi-chan." He thought as he continued to run from the angry dragon. Unaware of the other beings that came upon that island were lurking in the shadows.
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How you like so far? Bye-Bye.