Ok so this is a fun one shot It involves Mike, who is awesome by the way. But he will be in total chagrin But I had to make this chapter. It's in Edward's point of view. I know that it's poorly written but I think that it's a funny idea.
After I walked Bella to her class it was time for gym. It is probably one of the most boring classes ever. When we're supposed to run I have to make sure to go extremely slow. What a waste of time. How does gym educate people? And the worst part is that the coach makes us all shower after it. I mean I hate showering its totally gross. But the worst part of it is that Mike is in my gym class. I don't see why someone likes gym so much to take two classes of it. Instead of free period he just goes to gym. I didn't figure it out until I realized that the other class he was in, so was Bella.
We finished class. We played basketball. What is so amusing about running around trying to get a ball in a basket? There are some really stupid sports in the world. But of course the worst part is after when we are in the locker rooms. Not only because of the showering but because Mike has a picture of Bella in his locker. I don't know how he got the picture there. But I know that he kisses it every day. Not only can I see him do it. But I can hear the thoughts going through his mind. It takes a lot of strength not go up to him and punch his jaw out.
Today was more amusing then any though. He was singing, yes singing in his mind. Oh but he wasn't just singing any song. He was singing Girlfriend. But he changed it to Boyfriend. I might add that he was very off key. I couldn't help but laugh at him singing this song. He was singing it right into the picture of Bella. Once he was done he glanced over to me just to find me silently laughing.
As soon as I got out of there I told Bella. I thought that she would laugh but instead she wanted me to stay out of his mind. Once I was done laughing we walked to our next class.
(Okay it made no sense, and it wasn't that funny. But if u were in my mind when I was listening to the song, you would have been cracking up. I also apologize to Mike for making him so foolish and stalkerish. I really do like Mike, I was just messing around with his character.)