Minority Shojo Priority Shonen
-BluAyu
((A/N: An Artemis Fowl fic I came up with. Oddly enough this isn't as bad as my last couple fics, so I really do hope you all give this one a chance. I'm stuck on my laptop so Itsu Ashita is on Hiatus since my PC Crashed and Itsu Ashita was on the PC...anyways...I really, really, really hope you give this fanfiction a chance...I stayed up until 1:00 AM working on it! Just to note it takes place after Artemis gets his memories back...the title is corny. Minority Shojo ((Shojo in Japanese it means Girl)) and Priority Shonen ((Shonen in Japanese meaning Boy))….I hope it didn't throw you off…it just sort of flowed better than Boy and Girl……ENJOY!))
Dedicated to Bethany who has a love for Anime and the Artemis Fowl series. Thank you for always being there for me when I need you the most! This is for you!
Crisis One
Something told Holly Short that morning that something fishy was going on. Foaly was sniggering more than usual, and Commander Root was being oddly enough, nice to her. Something was up, and when Holly was called into the Operations Booth, she knew that havoc was about to blow. Holly walked in sighing seeing Commander Root and Foaly sitting there, just as she had thought they would be.
"Glad you could make it Captain Short," replied Commander Root.
"Okay you guys, something is up, spill," said Holly annoyed.
"Eh-heh, now why would you think something is up?" asked Foaly.
"Un-natural behavior ticks me off," muttered Holly flatly.
"See Julius! I TOLD you kissing up to her and being nice wouldn't work," hissed Foaly.
"Just shut up and tell her pony-boy or it comes out of your paycheck," snapped Commander Root.
Foaly was grinning ear to ear.
"As you know Holly m' dear, Artemis Fowl the Second got his memories back only a month ago, departing from you and us. And now to make sure he doesn't get back up to his old habits, we want you to baby-sit him for us!" he exclaimed cheerfully.
Holly went pale and her hazel eyes went wide.
"OKAY HOLD ON A SECOND! Babysitting? I think Artemis is old enough now Foaly to know what's right and wrong, and doesn't need to be stalked by me that's for sure," she said.
"Or you wouldn't like to be stalking him you mean," pointed out Commander Root.
"My point exactly Commander," said Holly.
Foaly sniggered.
"But you know what Holly?" asked Commander Root.
"What Commander?" asked Holly rolling her eyes.
"You're going to school with Arty," said Commander Root.
Holly groaned.
"You guys LOVE torturing me! What did I do to you all!" she exclaimed want to strangle both men infront of her.
"True. Now Holly, it's only to make sure Artemis doesn't get into anymore trouble. You'll go to school with him and make sure he's okay," said Foaly.
"Last time I checked Foaly, Artemis was going to an all boys' school," pointed out Holly.
"That's why you'll be going as a boy," said Commander Root.
"NO! NOWAY! You guys can get Trouble Kelp to do this because I am not doing it! I'm not going to be surrounded by other men more than I already am! I don't need to be bunking with them as well, and if I did do it, which in any case I'm not, what if I got caught?" asked Holly. She was going to get herself a large chainsaw...
"Then we'll make a deal. We'll sell you for cheap as their sex toy," said Foaly.
"FOALY!" screamed Holly bashing the centaur over the head.
"Ow! Why do you gotta take your anger out on me for Holly?" whined Foaly rubbing his head.
"Because you're the one who causes my anger to flare up. Now be serious, what if I'm caught?" asked Holly.
"We'll mindwipe them all and get you out of there," said Foaly.
Holly sighed.
"I do get a bonus for doing this sort of crap right?" she asked.
"Yes," replied Commander Root.
"Okay, well, Foaly...hand me the scissors, I really wanted it to grow out, but I don't seem to have a choice," said Holly.
Foaly grinned.
"Thank you Holly," he said searching for the scissors.
"Any other favors?" asked Holly annoyed.
"Hm, since you're above ground and I can't seem to get the most recent episodes on my computer, do you mind recording Will and Grace for me on Thursdays?" asked Foaly.
"Now that you'll do by yourself," snapped Holly.
"Oh thanks Holly, you're such a support," whimpered out Foaly.
Holly smirked.
"It's what you get for doing this to me," she said.
"Well can you at least record The Apprentice?"whined Foaly.
"Maybe," replied Holly.
"Y-you do it?" asked both men.
"I'll get Artemis to do it, I have a feeling business shows such as that one….I just seem to think that anyone like him would watch it," said Holly rolling her eyes and then she cut a small piece of her auburn hair off flinching.
"You guys owe me big time," she muttered.
"Want me to help?" asked Foaly.
"No thank you, you'd get scissor happy," replied Holly.
"I do not get scissor happy!" exclaimed Foaly.
Holly sighed.
"Shut up so I can do this!" she snapped.
This was hell; she was going to go undercover at an all boys' school to literally baby-sit a fifteen year old kid that should be able to take care of himself, regardless of what schemes or plans.
Artemis had Butler and Juliet….and his mother and father. He did not need her to watch over him as well. And Holly had a feeling Artemis would be highly pissed if he ever figured out that Holly had to watch over him.
And yet Holly sensed that Foaly and Commander Root were hiding something from her. Maybe this was their idea of a joke, a very cruel, harsh, demented, sick joke. It wasn't fair, they knew she was female, why didn't they get someone else to do this for them….?
((A/N: And now of course you see where I'm going with this odd fanfiction. It might be shorter than my other ones considering that I'm working on a Full Metal Alchemist/Harry Potter crossover fic that is an e-mail only thing. Uh…yeah that's what's keeping my anime mode down at the time. Was this any better than Another Fate, Another Mission, Another Destiny, and Switched? My main OCs that I use, Raven, Ryoma, Mei…..ect. won't be in this, it's purely devoted to AF and all it's glory, or at least I think it will be…..behold chaos in the next chapter! See you!))