Kris: Hey! It's me, Kris, from The Dare Show. Sadly, it got canceled for breaking some rules but I am working on making a website and putting it up there ... with a new chapter as well. Well, enough about that. I finally got off my butt and started to write a new Fanfiction. -feels proud of herself-
Naruto: About what?
Kris: I really haven't decided yet. -sweatdrops- But I'll figure it out while I type. All I know is that it will be a horror/humor.
Naruto: Oh...
Kris: That's how I normally work.
Naruto: Ah.
Kris: Oh Yes I do NOT own Naruto or any of it's character's. I only own My army of Hobo zombies and Henrietta R. Hippo Happy Fun-Fun Book. Oh yeah the characters sometimes talk on chatrooms online so there may be some chat talk but i ment for it to be that way and I know not to talk chat speak so please don't flame me about that.
Chapter 1: The Dog Boy's Death
Kiba was online IMing Hinata, Shino, and Kurenai.
Kibbles and bits: So guys! wuts up!
Hyuuga1227: nothing.
Highheeled woman: I brought new highheels today!
Shino: You always do that.
Just then a new chatroom opened up.
Mister It: Hello Kiba-kun.
Kibbles and bits: Do I kno ya.
Mister It: You will know me soon enough, Kiba-kun.
Kibbles and bits: Hana quit it!
Mister It: No, I'm not your dear sister, but you will know soon enough. 3
Kibbles and bits: LEAVE ME ALONE!
With this Kiba signed off and sat relaxed in his chair. All of a sudden he straightened up with shock and started to sniff the air.
"MOM!" Kiba yelled "... Are you making cookies!"
"Yes, Kiba-kun"
"Oh, Great I wanted some!" Kiba screamed back happily, forgetting all about Mister It.
After having some fresh baked cookies, Kiba stayed away from the computer and watched TV with Akamaru.
"Kiba, Did you take out Akamaru yet?"
"Umm... Yeah?" Kiba lied.
"Kiba!" his mother yelled.
"Okay, I'm going." Kiba said "Come on Akamaru!"
Akamaru whined and whimpered, but after Kuromaru walked into the living room, Ran out of the open door with Kiba.
Not soon after Kiba and Akamaru started on their walk it started to rain, dark clouds above blocking out the light of the moon with no signs of life except for Naruto's voice ringing outside.
"SENSEI! Do the electricity thingy!" Naruto yelled in an alley not to far from where the two were walking.
"No, Naruto. Let's just get home." A tired and wet Kakashi said.
"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE! I'll do Sexy no justu If you don't!" Naruto screamed
"How do you know I won't like it if you do sexy no jutsu?" Kakashi questioned the blonde ninja.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW sensei, you pervert!"
"Fine I'll do it. RAIKIRI!" Kakashi said doing the almighty jutsu known as raikiri. All of a sudden Kakashi started the shake violently and BAM! A huge explosion of electricity happened in the alley just missing Naruto.
"OH SHINY!" Naruto screamed with joy at the sight not realizing the pain his sensei was going though.
Kiba walked past the scene of Naruto clapping as Kakashi laid on the ground groaning in pain, covered in ash.
All of a sudden Shino walked right in front of Kiba into an open alley. "Hey! Shino!" Kiba screamed his greeting to the quiet bug boy. No answer. So Kiba followed his teammate into the dark alley. Then, a different scent filled his nose. " Wait, Your not Shino!" The boy screamed and a voice out of no where said "Your right for once Kiba-kun!"
A huge crash was heard and in the alley that held Naruto and Kakashi. "WAOH! What was THAT?" Naruto screamed in his sensei's ear
"I don't know, maybe Jiraiya fell off his mountain again." Kakashi shrugged "And don't yell in my ear."
With that the two went home not noticing he blood moving towards a gutter nearby mixing with the newly fallen rain.
The next day
The members of the Inuzuka clan were in the alley with the four favorite jonins, and the Hokage. the genin were sitting outside of the alley with Iruka talking to one another, as the jonin's asked for each other's ideas.
"What's going on!" Naruto screamed.
"Yeah and where's Kiba-kun." Hinata said sifting in her spot on the ground between Naruto and Shino.
"My bugs sense something." Shino said.
A loud howl as heard from Kuromaru.
"Kiba-kun!" Hana screamed, her voice breaking into the heads of the once calm genin sending their minds into dark thoughts.
"Are you sure Kuromaru can't help." Tsume's voice said gently.
"No, Whoever did this sprayed deodorant around so it's scent is covered." Kakashi voice spoke "Just go home and rest for now."
Kakashi and Kurenai walked out of the alley with the two grieving Inuzukas and Kuromaru. With this new chance, the genin went and took a peek at the alley and saw the blood stained sight of Kiba smashed from his neck down. Blood sprayed across the ground. A dumpster with blood on one side and the worse sight of all, Gai. All the genin stopped in horror at the sight.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Naruto screamed falling to the ground on his butt "WHAT THE HELL!"
"K-k-Kiba!" Hinata squealed fainting at the sight.
"..." Shino adjusted his glasses.
"Well, They would see at one point." Kakashi voice broke the bloody scene.
"W-what happened, Sensei." Sakura asked.
"Simple, It's a murder." Kakashi said in a stern voice.
Dun, dun, dun!
"What a dumpster just fell on Kiba? It could have been an accident?" Naruto screamed
"Well, you haven't seen Akamaru yet." Kakashi said
"WHAT! What happened to him!" Naruto asked.
"Well, if you think your strong enough." Kakashi began "See for yourself."
"Fine!" Naruto said walking into the alley. All the other except Hinata, Sakura and Iruka followed the blonde boy. There was Akamaru hanging from a rope, skinned, His eyes still in and a kunai stuck in the poor dog's now visible stomach, keeping him from moving. Underneath him written in blood was a message
What a sweet wittle puppy!
Ino vomited into the dumpster at the sight of the now skinless dog. The others utter noises of pure disgust and Lee fainted.
"He was skinned alive..." Kakashi said
"So this is what my bugs sensed" Shino said.
"Who would do such a thing!" Gai screamed youthfully.
"Wait..." Naruto said something clicking in his small brain "KAKASHI-SENSEI!"
Kris: I feel bad for killing Kiba and Akamaru.
Kakashi: Me?
Kris: Huh? What is it Kakashi?
Kakashi: Why would I kill Kiba and Akamaru?
Kris: -Shugs- I don't know, but you are going to court.
Kakashi: Can I have a vacation after that?
Kris: Actually I was going to kill you next...
Kakashi: what if I kill you first?
Kris: Well, My zombies will eat your head and turn you into a donkey.
Kakashi: A donkey?
Kris: Yeah. Read and review and vote on who should be Kakashi's lawyer.
Pakkun
Naruto
Kakashi represent himself
Jiraiya
Miss Cleo
Kakashi: Miss Cleo?
Kris Yep!