This is for all you sasuke haters.I wish you many laughs as you look into my version of how to piss off Sasuke Uchiha
Rating T for sasuke bashing---
by Voilent illusion
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# 1 While looking up from you book,you just so happen to see Sas-gay trying to give his fangirls the slip
so as loud as you can scream his name and watch as his fan girls go wild trying to rape him
# 2 Switch sas-gays hair shampoo with bright pink hair dye and run and tell the bitch sakura that
sasuke is so in love with her he was willing to dye is hair bright pink..to match his ''sweet cherry blossom''
# 3 Walk up to sasuke,whilst trying to observe him,know look away and say Man your looking more
like itachi though ITA-KUN has prettier eyes know i tell you..RUN LIKE HELL AND
DODGE ALL KUNI
# 4 strip sasuke down..tie him up..and throw him in a pit filled with rose petals ..know
unleash the rabid FANGIRLS OF DOOM
# 5 Give ino sasukes key..and tell her the exact time he likes to bathe
# 6 Go buy a pair of Sharingon contacts,walk up to sasuke and say
''Well looks like your not the last uchiha after all. Know hand him a razor
and watch as the emo kids goes and sits in a small corner and cries.
# 7 Use the henge or copy justu to transform into place
video camera in the a pink hair brush and sing
'''Im a barbie girl in a barbie world..Life is fantastic These are not plastic'''
sell video to everyone in Kohona for 20 dollars each.
# 8 Fill sasukes favorite food [[ tomatoes]] with rotten milk
watch and enjoy
# 9 Tell orochimaru that sasuke wants him really badly...know
sit back and watch as sasuke and orochimaru go at it
# 10 Sakura and Ino enough said
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well thats all loves
~voilent illusions