Mason had been very excited today. The volcano had just made it's hundredth year of peacefulness. Meaning it was now and officially a Non-Active volcano. The Great Book said that once the volcano was stilled the Kings of Legends have been decided. This was the best news for such the island. Right now he was on his way to the kings' chambers to tell them the news.
'Mmmm…AH!'
He heard a muffled cry of agony coming from the kings' room, it sounded like Lanny's voice. Tarantula people have invaded the castle! was Mason's first thought, as he whipped out his machete. He eased up to the door. He knew better than to run in on instinct, he learned that when he busted in on the kings…touching themselves. That was...nasty.
Mason stood just within ear shot. His eyes widening as he listed to what went on in the room.
Lanny: Mmmm…M-more!
Brady: L-Lanny you're s-so…tight
Lanny: AH! Right there…again p-please! Hit it again…
Brady: Where? Here?
Lanny: AH! Oh my God…YES!
Brady: OH! L-Lanny…l-lets switch positions
Lanny: OK… just be careful pulling out
Brady: I'll try, but will promise nothing
Lanny: AAAHH!
Brady: Sorry
Lanny: B-Brady I-I wanna…ride
Brady: Are you sure Lanny
Lanny: Yea
Brady: OK
Shuffling noise…
Lanny: AAAH…Mmmm
Brady: AH! FUCK!
What happens after that was none of Mason's business. He ran to the closest restroom to wash out his ears, and listened to some calming whale music.
Next time I hear Lanny scream go the other way