Stupid Human body, Stupid Human emotions, Stupid Human house, Stupid Human everything. Bill began his ceremonial Stupid Human things for the day as he sat in the Mystery Shacks den and stared blankly at the tv with a giant frown on his face. Just like his smile, his frowns would stretch his head looking as it would snap if given the chance. Bill Cipher used to be the best, the greatest, the coolest, the smartest. He was an all seeing all knowing Triangle, best shape in the universe, with a bowtie and a top hat. Note that the Top Hat was key for everything Bill did. And I Mean EVERYTHING. Some people who had faced Bill before when he was in his Dream Demon form guessed that his Top Hat was his source of power. Silly mortals will always be silly, as Bill would usually say. But now he wore a different shape. He was in the shape a very tall, lanky and pale teenager who looked like he had a few emotional issues. Bill had to say though, he liked the black pants and shoes, the white suit shirt was a bit plain, the bowtie was classy, but he did miss his Top hat. Bill kept his somewhat usual color. He was allowed, by whatever overseer of darkness that let him be in this form, to have yellow blonde hair which was very stringy and almost really categorized as 'stale'. The hair drooped over one eye, leaving his left eye totally exposed. Speaking of drooping, his nose was the worst. It was long, and pointed straight down. It really wasn't that long than any other regular person that had a droopy nose. But to Bill, it was long. Bill felt ugly and less smarter than he normally felt, He guessed that was due to the fact his brain couldn't hold the vast knowledge that his former body had he'd just thought he got a little dumb due to being human. Bill was watching some type of human show that would get everyone happy and feel better about themselves, but really, what was the point. Why did these meat bags need to be happy twenty-four-seven. Being happy all the time seemed to much of a hassle. Bill sighed as he sunk further down into the couch and began to close his eyes and try to envision a life where everything would go back to normal. Sweet summer days of messing around and performing demonic tasks to just make fun of how inferior humans were. How clueless they all were, how dumb they all were. As if sensing the downed teenager, A very cheery Mabel Pines jumped and latched onto her boyfriends right arm and began to cuddle on it as the Pines pet pig Waddles jumped onto Bills lap, made a couple of turns to make his legs comfy, and settled down to take a nap on the tall skinny teens lap. Mabel was wearing a sweater with a giant heart print in the middle of it, and wore a skirt with a few strands of glued on glitter on it. Bill sat still for a second as he let the intruders to his personal thinking about how miserable his life was now, to sink into a comfortable position.
"So what is this all about?" Bill asked a little annoyed.
"Cuddle time!" Mabel said as she rubbed her head on Bills arm.
"... But we don't cuddle this early." Bill said as he realized what time it was.
"Well, I got nothing better to do today." Mabel said in a little bored tone.
"Why don't you go chase Pine Tree and Llama around?" Bill asked as he crossed his arms, slightly annoyed about the cuddle puddle he was sitting in.
"Can't. Dipper and Pacifica tricked me into wearing a shock anklet." Mabel said as she lifted her leg up for Bill to see the small strap attached to her. Bill looked a little confused at the device and said.
"How did they trick you into wearing that?"
"Well, they were really sneaky about it. Dipper told me to try it on and than I did." Mabel told Bill the whole story of how she was duped into wearing the anklet. Bill looked at her, wondering if that was truly the end of the story.
"And... That's it?" Bill asked a little confused that Mabel would be so willing to wear something she clearly didn't know what it was.
"Yep. I tried following them afterwards, but than pacifica had this button that she pushed and it gave me a little shock so I stopped following them after the tenth shock." Mabel said, recalling how her twins girlfriend treated her as she was following them on another date to just see how it was going to go.
"You don't think you can help me out with this right Willie-Will?" Mabel asked Bill, still using his human name that he gave her to conceal his identity. Bill looked around nervously, thinking this was a trap that Dipper made up to reveal Bills many secret.
"So Pine Trees on a date with Llama?" Bill asked Mabel, thinking that she would never lie to him. Mabel nodded and gave a smile.
"Are you sure he's not here Shooting Star?" Bill asked another question to test the waters and see if Dipper was hiding somewhere in order to see something that he wanted to see in order to kick Bill out of the Mystery Shack.
"Uh-huh!" Mabel said with another nod and a grin as she sat up and propped her leg with the anklet on a small table in front of the couch, waiting for Bill to take it off. Bill sighed, looked around one more time and than lifted his hands up to the device. Bill shot out a few magical sparkles that he promised Dipper he did not have and could not do, in order to make the anklet fall off of his girlfriends leg. Mabel reached up and rubbed her leg than pounced back on Bills arm.
"Thank you William!" Mabel said in a very hearty tone as she hugged his skinny arm and gave his shoulder a peck.
"If Pine Tree asks about how that thing got off, just say you smacked your leg with a stick a couple of times." Bill said as he crossed his arms and stared back at the tv while Mabel held him closely.
"If your twin ever finds out that I can do magic, he'll totally hate it."
"Why? Dipper loves magical mysteries! And you are such a manly mystery Will-yum!" Mabel said as she lightly flicked Bills long nose.
"Just promise me you won't let him find out, I'll tell him when I feel like its appropriate, or something. If he does find out I can do things like that, just tell him its, like, little league stuff." Bill said as he picked up the remote and began to flick through the channels of the TV, trying to find a certain show to space out on.
"You seem a little disgruntled today... You wanna tickle each other?" Mabel said as she straightened up on the couch, now holding hands with Bill who did not reply to her offer, still flipping through the channels.
"Um... Wanna play a board game?" Mabel asked to a still silent and staring into space Bill.
"Hm... Wanna glue glitter to our faces and- OH MY GOD!" Mabel interrupted her own plans to spend with her boyfriend by snatching the remote control away from him and pausing on a channel that had a very strange animated cartoon. Bill blinked a few times and focused on the cartoon and looked at Mabel.
"Aren't you a little to old to be watching a child's show?" Bill asked as Mabel stared intently at the cartoon.
"This isn't just a child show William. This is art!" Mabel said as she pointed to the tv.
"... So what's it called?" Bill asked as he watched the brightly and cheery animation play.
"Levity Ascension." Mabel answered quickly, still staring at her show with a small smile.
"... What's it about?" Bill asked another question as he turned to face Mabel who was far to busy by watching the tv.
"It's about these two siblings, that knight right there!" Mabel said as she pointed out a heavily armored knight who was walking in what appeared to be a castle. His face was clean, small bags under his eyes, and he had short curly brown hair.
"And his sister who's a princess. There!" Mabel said as she pointed to a woman clad in a light pink dress with brown long bouncy curls, who was busy running around the castle, looking at things like if it were all new to her. She swiped an apple from a stand and threw it at her brother, giggling as he rubbed the back of his head and glared at her.
"... So what's their names?" Bill asked more questions to get a feel of the show his Shooting Star was entranced with.
"The knight is called Dalix, and the princess is called Martha." Mabel answered as she squeezed Bills hand when another character came onto the screen.
"There she is! There she is!" Mabel said as she screamed at the sight of what appeared to be another person of royalty who had blonde hair and wore a very giant purple dress. The woman in purple walked over to the knight and they bowed at each other as they greeted one another.
"Oh my god! It's happening! It's Happening!" Mabel said as she flailed her free hand up and down as she gave Bills hand a giant squeeze. Bill tried to release the bone crushing hold that his very excited girlfriend had on him.
"What?! What's happening?" Bill said as he tried pulled his hand away from Mabel.
"This has to be the episode where Princess Patterson confesses her love to Sir Dalix!" Mabel said as she calmed down and leaned in closer to watch the show. Bill looked confused for a second and tried to piece what had happened together.
"So this is like a romance thing than?" Bill said as he rubbed his chin trying to figure out the cartoon.
"No! This is a cartoon about awesome people who have to fit in with each other as they explore mysteries and uncover hidden secrets!" Mabel said as she watched the Knight and the Princess begin to have small talk with each other. Bill scratched the side of his face.
"Well... Why would Dalix and Patterson get it on if this isn't about romance?" Bill asked finding the cartoon very confusing and troubling.
"Because they are meant to be together! Last episode, Dalix purged Princesses Pattersons kingdom from an evil wood elf spirit and they totally bonded after that! Patterson totally did a one-eighty in her character development and she so wanted to get it on with Dalix." Mabel said. Bill continued to watch the show as the animation kept flowing and moving.
"Well what was their relationship before that episode?" Bill said, continually asking questions.
"Well, Princess Patterson and Dalix's sister have been arguing a lot, causing Dalix to see Princess Patterson as a total meanie. But now they are totally going to be boyfriend and girlfriend!" Mabel said.
"But all they do is talk to each other..." Bill said, still not getting Mabels thinking.
"No! They don't just talk, they comfort each oth-AH!" Mabel shouted and gave Bills hand another squeeze as Dalix and Patterson hugged each other.
"See?! See?! It's Happening!" Mabel said letting go of Bills hand and began to jump up and down on the couch, causing Waddles to wake up from Bills lap and jump off as Mabel jumped for joy at the slight hug that the Princess and the Knight gave each other.
"You can't really be that serious about this. It was just a hug! it wasn't like a kiss." Bill said as he crossed his arms.
"It's physical contact! Normal people don't just give each other hugs when they see each other!" Mabel said as she tried to prove her point and sat back onto the couch.
"Friends hug all the time! You hug Pine Tree, are you his girlfriend now? What about Llama, I saw you hug her too." Bill said as he was shooting down Mabels theory.
"I hug them because I love them like a good sister should with her family. And I hug you because I am your girlfriend." Mabel said as she held out her arms with a wide smile. They looked back at the tv screen and saw that Princess Patterson left Dalix to venture out into the forest.
"Anyway, i'm sure they'll be a couple in this season or after this one if the creator has a good head on his shoulders." Mabel said as she explained her hopes for the budding cartoon romance. Bill looked back to the tv and gave a small, yet still wide, smile.
"What about her!" Bill said as she pointed at a large red haired woman who slung an axe over her head, wearing a bit of leather armor. The woman was socializing a bit with Dalix, and it seemed to Bill like they were close friends, and possibly closer than Patterson and Dalix were.
"Who Weppia? What about her?" Mabel said confused.
"Why can't she be Dalix's girlfriend?" Bill asked a question he had been wondering for the past few seconds.
"What?! Ew! No! She's like five years older than Dalix, it'll be to weird! Besides, Dalix and Weppia have a brother-sister type of relationship." Mabel said as the two continued to watch Levity Ascension. Bill began to slouch back into the couch and doze off until one scene made him invested. This scene was about a giant golden dragon with black sharp teeth sleeping in a horde of treasure. The dragon was missing an eye and looked like it had been in a lot of fierce battles. Inside the horde, princess Martha was playing with the gold coins and throwing them on top of the awesome dragon.
"What about them?" Bill said with a large smile. Mabel tilted her head and confusion and asked.
"What are you talking about?"
"Well, why can't they be together?" Bill asked innocently.
"WHAT! Ew William! Why would Bextor the Dragon and Martha... Ew!" Mabel said disgusted and threw her arms in the air.
"Why? They look great together!" Bill said with a chuckle, defending his coupling.
"Bextor's the bad guy though! He just caught Martha and took her to his roost to mess with her! Soon Dalix, possibly with his royal steed Willow and his friend Solomon, will come and rescue Martha from the evil dragons clutches." Mabel explained more lore of the story Bill.
"Well than who will be with Martha then?" Bill asked as he put his arm over a slightly disgusted Mabel.
"I don't know... Maybe Alejandro the Angel!" Mabel said with a sigh after talking about one her favorite characters.
"Angels suck. Dragons are way cooler." Bill said with a smirk as he crossed his arms.
"Angels do not suck, William! Dragons are mean, greedy and cruel. And way too ugly!" Mabel said as she crossed her arms and pouted.
"Don't have that little frown near me. I'm the only one that can have the right to be angry." Bill said as he leaned over and pecked Mabel on the cheek, causing her to instantly smile and pounced on Bill and hug him tightly.
"I'm glad you have the power to make me happy in an instant Will. Thats why we make such a great couple." Mabel said as she began to nibble and chomp on Bills ear.
"Ew... Ew. S-Stop licking my ear... Stop!" Bill said as Mabel continued to suckle on her boyfriends ear. This was a usual day when Mabel and Bill would be alone with each other. Prepare to go on an adventure that will follow the great times that a former dream demon can have with one of his former nemesis.
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