H-H-How's it going bros? My name's DeathNoteNinja! And this is….STEPHANO AND PEWDIEPIEE!
One day in a dark, shadowy castle a young man named Felix (You know Pewds) was wandering around with a lantern, all by himself.
"Stephano!" He called out. "Where the hell are you?!" No response. He continued on walking until he came across a pig who was laying across a butcher table with another pig next to him.
"PIGGEH!" Felix ran over to Piggeh, picking him up.
"Yeah! I'm pumped! I'm so freakin' pumped!" Piggeh swung around, chanting his catchphrase. "Hey PewDie, have you met my lady friend?" He swiftly moved over to lay on top of the other pig. "Yeah, we were just messing around until you came in, but that's okay, you can join if you want"
Felix took a small step back. "No that's alright Piggeh, you just have your fun"
"Okay" said Piggeh with a small sigh. "See you later Pewds"
"See you Piggeh….hopefully not" And he quickly ran out the door to avoid seeing anything…disturbing. (AMNESIA PORN!)
Walking along the corridors was a lonely and terrifying trip, especially without your best friend. Every time Felix saw a knight he would rip off their helmet and yell "I DON'T TRUST YOU!" and every time he saw a barrel he would throw them and scream "BARRELS!" thus scaring his Bros to near death. Felix's girlish screams were heard all through the castle, especially when the Bro Monster was trying to grope his sweet ass. But eventually, he found his buddy.
"STEPHANO!" Felix cried out, hugging the gold object closely to him.
"PewDie! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!" Stephano scolded the gamer in his lovely French accent, causing Felix to sniffle.
"I've been looking for you all over the place! I've missed you buddy" As this was said, Felix held Stephano closer to him.
All the meanwhile, Stephano was thinking, 'This idiot is starting to grow on me'