"Hmm..." Kirihara frowned, looking at the paper. Marui and Niou came over and sat on either side of him.
"Whatcha doing?" asked Marui, looking over his shoulder.
"It looks like science." said Niou, looking over the other shoulder.
"What am i supposed to do?" burst out Kirihara, finally.
"Do what?" asked Yagyuu, coming over with Yanagi.
"What the heck is this supposed to mean?" asked Kirihara pointing to a question that read:
"What is a protist, and name one example."
"I mean, why would I care, and what the heck is a protist, and it makes my brain hurt!" exclaimed Kirihara.
"Didn't know you had one." commented Niou.
"Niou-kun." repriminded Yagyuu.
"Protists are mostly single celled organisms with a nucleus. They mainly live in water. Some move, but some do not move. An example is an amoeba." said Yanagi because he would know. Kirihara stared blankly at him.
"What the heck did you just say, Yanagi-sempai?" he asked.
"Doesn't matter, just write it down." said Marui.
"Do ameebus play tennis?" asked Kirihara, ignoring Marui.
"It's amoeba. And no, they do not." said Yagyuu. After that, he and Yanagi walked away to talk about something sane.
"Who cares about them then?" said Kirihara, mostly to himself.
"Your science teacher will, so write it down, brat." said Niou.
"Do amobus do anything?" asked Kirihara. Niou and Marui exchanged evil grins.
"Oh yes, they can play golf." said Niou, nodding.
"And they can sing." said Marui importantly.
"They are very good at math."
"They eat cake."
"They eat seaweed."
"They have green headbands."
"Their best friends are squirrels."
"They are very polite."
And the list went on and on. They even told him stuff about other science things. At the end, Kirihara's mind was swimming with questions.Who knew amebas could be so complicated?
The next day, they had a test. Luckily, it could be a test that they drop, but Kirihara wanted to do well on it to show Marui and Niou that he was smart. They would have said, "Keep dreaming, brat." They got the test back the next day and Kirihara, in amazement and confusion, raced to his sempais.
"What's that?" asked Marui, coming over to look at his test. Niou and the rest of the team did too.
"It's my test. And luckily i can drop it. BUT YOU LIED TO ME!" he said, showing them the test. One of the questions read:
Describe a type of protist.
His answer:
An amoeba (yay, he spelled it right) is a protist that loves to talk with its friends, which are squirrels. The squirrels gave them green headbands. Its favorite foods are seaweed and cake, and they are very polite.
Another question:
Name the Kingdoms.
His answer:
The Kingdom of Rikkaidai, the Kingdom of Seaweed, the Kingdom of Amoebas, and the Kingdom of Cake.
And the bonus:
Why is it important to learn about this?
His answer:
It isn't. None of these things play tennis, so screw them. But amoebas wear headbands like Mura-buchou and they are polite like Yagyuu-sempai. And cake is important. And so is Rikkaidai. Why don't we learn about something nice, like tennis or cake?
The regulars sweatdropped. Then Marui laughed, then Niou, then Yukimura, and most of the team ended up laughing. And all Kirihara said was "What?"